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Bar Snacks

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 5, 2012.

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Bar Snacks

Poll closed Jul 26, 2012.

  1. Crisps

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%

  2. Peanuts

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%

  3. Dry roast peanuts

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%

  4. Pork scratchings

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%

  5. Scampi fries

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%

  6. Cocktail sausages

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%

  7. Mini roast spuds

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%

  8. Too busy getting pissed to eat snacks

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Correct.

    I cycled past a boozer that I used to frequent in my scummier youth days, I felt unclean just being in the general vicinity of the place.
     
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    EDGE., Jul 5, 2012
  2. HandsomeDaniel

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    Dont touch bar snacks, other peolple piss has usually touched them!
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 5, 2012
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That'll have been me. I like to piss on things.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 5, 2012
  4. EDGE.

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    You ever pissed on a girls tits?
     
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    EDGE., Jul 5, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No. Just bar snacks.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 5, 2012
  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is that rhyming slang of some kind?

    You pee on people from Swansea?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 5, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No. Actual bar snacks. Bars are for drinking, fighting, and failing to pull wimmin. No eating sweeties. This is how I get my revenge on the sweetie eaters. Also, cos I'm angry at my failure at pulling wimmin.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 5, 2012
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    They're all an evil plot by publicans to make you drink more.

    Crisps > Dry roasted peanuts > regular peanuts > roast spuds

    You can stuff your scampi fries and cocktail sausages up your (Gordon) jacksie.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 5, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

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    Bar snacks are for ****s and females.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 5, 2012
  10. MrT

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    And they make your Campari and lemonade taste funny <ok>
     
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    MrT, Jul 5, 2012

  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <ok>

    I would have to go for dry roasted peanuts. Love em.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jul 5, 2012
  12. Tina_old

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    You should call me.

    soon.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 5, 2012
  13. Tina_old

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    ****.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 5, 2012
  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Either Dry-Roasted Peanuts or Scampi Fries for me :)
     
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    Erik, Jul 5, 2012
  15. Tina_old

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    You'd be better sticking to salad fatty.
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 5, 2012
  16. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>'
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 5, 2012
  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'm not fat, I'm pleasantly plump <cry>
     
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    Erik, Jul 5, 2012
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