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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 2, 2012.

  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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  2. MrRAWhite

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    That's what I said to our lass when she had hired a Mag to do some plastering..
     
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    LEAD STORY -- More Tennessee Super-Breeders

    Update: Last week's News of the Weird gave serial impregnator Desmond Hatchett, of Knoxville, Tenn., too much credit. It is true that he has fathered at least 24 kids by at least 11 different women (and has no hope of meeting child-support obligations), but he is hardly Tennessee's most prolific. A June summary by the Daily Mail of London (citing WMC-TV and WREG-TV in Memphis) revealed that Terry Turnage of Memphis has 23 children by 17 different women, and Richard M. Colbert (also from Memphis) has 25 with 18 women. Courts have ordered the men to pay the various mothers monthly support ranging from $259 to $309, but one woman said the most she had ever seen from Turnage was $9. [Daily Mail, 6-14-2012]

    People Different From Us

    Earlier this year, Tokyo artist Mao Sugiyama, 22, had elective surgery to remove his genitals, underscoring his commitment to an "asexual" lifestyle in which his behavior and attitude are supposedly completely irrelevant to whether he is male or female. Then, on April 8, he solicited diners to a meal (for the equivalent of about $250 each) in which his genitals were cooked and served, garnished with button mushrooms and Italian parsley. One applicant was a no-show, but five dined with him on April 13. According to a May report on Huffington Post, the well-photographed story "went viral" in Japan, and authorities repeatedly assured journalists that no law had been violated. [Huffington Post, 5-24-2012]

    Bright Ideas

    Good to Know: Five hikers on holiday from Miami got lost overnight on May 3 high in the Adirondack Mountains in Essex County, N.Y., and endured a night of rain with temperatures in the 40s before they were rescued. One or more of the hikers (number unclear in the news report) got to test one theory of body-warming, but learned that its benefit was illusory. That is, warming up a cold body by urinating on it provides only momentary, if any, relief. [Times Union (Albany), 5-8-2012]
     
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  4. Sidthemackem

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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    OK then I will go, no need to shout
     
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    Just remember to wear two pairs of trousers when out
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    just bought myself a new phone

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  8. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Did you win it?

    Looks cool
     
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  10. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Cheetah
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    ebay and not everyone's cup of tea but I have wanted one since they first came out but could never justify spending the money, I'm not a massive mobile user. Then yesterday thought sod it, give yourself a treat.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Todays random facts


    5th
    1967 - In Vancouver, Sunderland play Cerro of Uruguay and come away with a 1-1 draw.

    1997 - Sunderland announced that all reserve team games for that season would be played at New Ferens Park, Durham to preserve the pitch at the SoL. This was the first time any Sunderland side would play a whole season outside the city boundary
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

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    6:35 o'clock. Sidthemackem wishes he were back in bed.
     
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  14. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Your only here for a good time so live it to the hilt.
    I've been waiting for a number of iphones to arrive that have I've been assured of on a number of ocassions I've won. Apparently I have to pay the DHL courier fee for some reason. Seems a bit rough but I'll wait & see what happens.
     
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    Go for a run
     
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  18. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Whos a naughty boy then :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  19. Black Cat Kiwi

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    I blame the GFC TBH <whistle>

    Ex-Bayern Munich player jailed for arson

    Former Bayern Munich defender Breno has been sentenced to three and a half years in prison for setting fire to his house in Munich last year.

    The court says the 22-year-old Brazilian deliberately set fire to his rented villa in the Gruenwald area of the southern German city.

    Breno came to Munich in 2008 as a teenager from Sao Paulo for 12 million euros ($A14.5 million), but his career never took off in Germany as he found it difficult to get used to the new environment and suffered several injury setbacks.
    Breno's contract in Munich expired at the end of June.
     
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  20. Not his fault
     
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