Is it too much to ask for a sensible conversation on the highly theoretical area of Baryogenesis or the investigation into the latter parts of the Planck epoch (ie the attempt to figure out what happened towards the end of the first 10^-43 seconds) on a football forum without descending into hypothesis on catapulting Barton around a particle accelerator? Just me then? Perhaps I should spend the rest of the evening on my maths coursework (dammit). Anon good cheese eaters (my favourite's Brie with bacon - very boring).
It has not found the "God particle" but rather a particle consistent with the God particle. The next few years could see the development of technologies that are literally out of this world. I wonder if this could see the new development of a fuel. Anyway I think Barton would survive due to the large quiff and the emptiness between his ears as space creates a vacuum and all particles would be sucked into the void between his ears which could cause the universe to be sucked in on itself and potentially create a black hole.
Bit of a Planck Matt? In fairness though, I never thought I'd see Max Planck mentioned on not606 QPR!
Jaysus, the nuclear and astrophysicists are coming out of the woodwork tonight! I love the Barton cranial void theory leading to a black hole. Bloody marvelous! Could there yet be a place for the Barton Black Hole on the team next season? Sucking up the opponents as he runs around the pitch? Of course, as we all know and discussed at the e-pub last night, the QPR players would have to remain at the periphery of the black hole, the 'event horizon', to avoid being sucked in.
I do like the fact Stephen Hawking bet his mate $100 dollars that they wouldn't find the Higgs Boson in the LHC and was a bit miffed that he had lost...but SuperhoopsEddie only gives us tips on horses at Uttoxeter. When will we get a decent tip from him
But then if you reverse the collider will the 'God' particle become the 'Dog' particle and spend it's time chasing it's tail a bit like SWP? You could then play them in the same midfield complementing each other perfectly...
I would lke to interject Prof Sooper, the problem may arise that if SWP chased his tail fast enough he would cause a supervortex which could have calamitous effects if he was on the pitch at the same time as the Barton Black Hole. I think Hughes would need to get a degree in Physics before he could safely pick a team.
Ciarrai, absolutely every chance that could happen. Barton, as you will see from the definition below, has all the ingredients to self combust...... "Spontaneous combustion occurs by self heating (increase in temperature due to exothermic internal reactions), followed by thermal runaway (self heating which rapidly accelerates to high temperatures) and finally, ignition." So, in Barton's case, the exothermic reaction could very easily proceed as follows: [2 (Barton increase in hot headedness) x 5 (Barton exothermic outbursts)] + [7^(Barton self heating)] x [1 red card] = 5,000,000,000 joules of heat combustion. The red card, of course, is the ignition phase of the exoteric reaction. QED
Barton and Shaun Wright Phillips have both reported independently that they found a new particle with a mass of about 125 GeV/c2 (about 133 proton masses, on the order of 10-25 kg), which is "consistent with the Higgs boson". This renders them both useless for the forthcoming season. Technically, it is the quantum excitation of the Higgs field, and the non-zero value of the ground state of this field gives mass to the other elementary particles such as quarks and electrons through the Higgs mechanism. The Standard Model completely fixes the properties of the Higgs boson, except for its mass. It is expected to have no spin and no electric or color charge, and it interacts with other particles through the weak interaction and Yukawa-type interactions between the various fermions and the Higgs field. Which translates that Jung Si Park is making the move south to W12.
My god. You guys are all absolute (comedy) geniuses! All I would like to add to the OP is a suggestion that we first conduct a control experiment, by accelerating Joey Barton to a fraction short of the speed of light, and then collide him with a brick wall, before putting Adel at risk. I'm tempted to ask the mods to sticky this just for the entertainment!
if you go slower than the speed of light is there a possibility barton might see the wall and have time to pull out of the collision if he is moving faster than light then he wont be able to see where he is going or i suppose we could just turn out the lights
"Houston, we gotta problem!" It's about time Houston Mission Control checked in on this - Prof Other R, your expertise in quantum mechanics is renowned and welcome. I would concur that Adel should not be risked in these sub-atomic experiments. Our only challenge here is how we get a brick wall up to near the speed of light. You see, we need the colliding entities to both reach near the speed of light just before bombardment. Hmmm? Either we 1. accelerate Barton to near twice the speed of light......... or, OR, ..... 2. we get his brother to build a wall, put it on a pallet on a forklift, and then get the forklift up to the speed of light, and collide them all. Clearly the pallet, bricks and forklift will give bombardment products which will be normal sub-atomic particles which will be easily discernable from the Bonky Barton Bosons! An addendum: Clearly the learned QPR not606ers amongst understand that 1. above may indeed have its challenges as any entity (including a Barton) traveling greater than the speed of light may then actually have the ability to time travel......... .........Jaysus!......sorry Eureka!.......THERE'S the answer.......send the Barton Boson way back, or forward, in time!!! And who said the Large Hadron Collider and Higgs Boson research was a waste of taxpayer's money?? Could save the Rs £12m!!!!! QED
Indeed, Kiwi, indeed. Velocity is of prime importance in this experiment, although a Barton Boson's ability to dodge oncoming obstructions (even at low velocity) is serioulsly in dispute in the annals of quantum mechanics research over the last 10 years. I agree that we turn the lights out and ensure Barton does not have a flashlight with him. It is clear basic thinking like 'turning out the lights' which will get us to the solution of this in-depth quantum mechanics conundrum. Good work! Now back to your Boson Bench......
