Wedding Table Names

Evening all,

I'm getting married in November. My missus has finally let me have some input, and has agreed to let me name the tables after Newcastle players!!! (can't think why she's not let me have much say )

Who do you think i should have?

The Sir Bobby Robson Table
Shearer's Table
Shola's Table
Beardsley's Table maybe

There's only 6 tables.

I'm 25, so preferably players from the 90's to present day.

 

The fat mikes roulette table

 

The Tiote table (the most solid one in the room)
The Colo table (for the wives)

 

Put all the camp people together on the Cisse table

 

The double Demba table

 

There HAS to be a PERCH table surely

 

If there are Mackems put them on the Ryan 'over the wall' Taylor table

 

He's not inviting the village people!

 

this!

 

And change the other one to the Shola 'Mackem Slayer' table

 

The Cabaye table for all the best looking guests.

The Ranger table for the those guest who are invited but you dont really care about and wish they would leave.

 

The Ginola table

 

Colo's curly top
Shola's splinter resistant eating surface (has a hat as a table decoration)
Shearer's circle
The Sir Bobby Robson high table
Cabaye's sexy slab
Perchinio's wooden area

 

The Sir Les Ferdinand table

 

The Ben Arfa table for and random dwarves who may get invited along with the village people

 

Shola 'The Mackem Slayer' Table < got to have this!

 

The Oh Titus.... He said no table

 

The Ketsbaia table... Put all the baldy Radgie gadgies on here..

 

haha

 

The Barton-Dyer-Bowyer-Ranger-Bellamy table for all the trouble makers

The Lovenkrands table for all the 'big cocks'