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Crap Movies.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    There's a women's roller game movie on now. Lovin' it. <whistle>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Brokeback Mountain on the other hand was hugely enjoyable.

    I was a bit dubious at first with the concept of arse buggeration but when Heath mounted the oyher one in the tent I leapt off my seat in the Flicks and cheered, what a moment that was for jobby jabbers everywhere.

    Only criticism was there were no close up shots of anal entry.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Whit the ****'s a women's roller game movie?

    If it's anything other than women doing each other with paint rollers, I don't think I want to see it, either.
     
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  5. Cyclonic

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    It's a drew Barrymore movie called "Whip It." Women on roller skates, in a team game on an oval track.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Any arse buggeration?
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Aaaaaah, kabaddi on wheels <ok>

    Any felching in it?
     
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  8. Cyclonic

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    <laugh> I had to look that one up.

    Not yet, but I'll keep an eye peeled.
     
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  9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    The Simpsons movie was little more than an animated Thelma & Louise

    "men bad women good"
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the simpsons has been ****e since about series 7 or 8
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Alps? Himalayas?
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    twilight. they are all gay we get it.
     
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    Debbie doeas Dallas was the worst film ever. she never even took it up the ass!
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Kabaddi <laugh>

    I remember that on channel 4 years ago

    Professional British Bulldogs essentially
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Philadelphia. All gays get AIDS, we get it.
     
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    Glad to see I am not alone with this. It has to be one of the greatest starts to a movie ever with a long slow transition shot of Ms Johansson's back and arse in pink cotton knickers but what a disappointment that you never got to see any more of her and the rest of the film sucked balls. I kept waiting for it to get going but it never did, Bill Murray was wasted (and not in the drunk way either).
     
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    Apart from Scareltt all her movies are pash!
     
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    My best friends wedding.

    Two hours of my life I'll never get back.
     
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    2 girls one cup was a crap film
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    still ****ed to it though
     
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