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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Tv is on, wife wanted to watch a movie. Gremlins 2 The New Batch, was her choice, so here we are. What a **** movie. Gotta be one of the worst films ever made. Anyone got one to match it?
     
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    Cyclonic, Jul 3, 2012
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Alexander

    We get it, he's gay, **** sake
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 3, 2012
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Top Gun.

    We get it, he's gay, **** sake.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 3, 2012
  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Rio Grande.

    We get it, he's gay, **** sake.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I started watching The Machinist the other night but I turned it off. Anyone seen it? Should I watch the rest cos right now I dont have a ****ing clue what's going on and christian bale's body is making me ****ing sick :emoticon-0119-puke:

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 3, 2012

  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Lost in Translation

    "I won't cheat on my wife with Scarlett Johansson but I will cheat on her with a prostitute"
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jul 3, 2012
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    great shout. ****ing hated that movie!! <grr>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 3, 2012
  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Human Traffic - "comedy about ravers, should be good" I thought expecting something a bit like Trainspotting/Twin Town.

    Why they even bothered to finish making it is anyone's guess.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 3, 2012
  10. Tioga River

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    Am going back a few years but Showgirls

    Thought a wiz buying a porn movie <grr>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I am beeling at this <grr>

    I waited ten years for a My Bloody Valentine album and the nearest thing I got was Kevin Shields doing four new songs for that film (plus a couple of other cool tunes are in it).

    Say what you want about the film, it's got the best soundtrack to any film ever.

    It opens with Scarlett Johanson's arse and Just Like Honey by the Mary Chain FFS.

    Also, he disnae shag the prostitute (ah wid).


    EDIT: Just Like Honey isn't til the end. Point still stands but - it's got good tunes and a good arse in it <grr>
     
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    The Matrix (all of them)
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****** please, I'm beeling at this!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 3, 2012
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    He's gay, we get it, **** sake.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 3, 2012
  15. gas

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    Thai Girls Rear Ended 2 was a **** film, literally. So I hear<ok>
     
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    valentines day

    scanners

    anythin with jews in it

    xxx2

    pirates of the caribbean from the 2nd one onwards

    balls of fury
     
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  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    I am Legend

    He's the last gay, we get it, **** sake
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 3, 2012
  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    all the rockys

    should that be rockies?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 3, 2012
  20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Black pussy!
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jul 3, 2012
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