Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

i Just found a online voucher for Domino's, 50% off pizza's & includes delivery...

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I think they run out on the 8th

 

Don't do it, you will get Chris turning up on his moped delivering it

 

oh if it chris let send it to a place where no one goes the mem ;-)

 

Got a comedian on our hands... Or is he stating facts

 

I don't deliver pizza mate, I deliver awesome sex to MILF'S......Mrs Shiny up next

 

any chance you could give my mum a 'slice' of the action? or would Midsomer Norton be too far for your moped?

 

Mum jokes what ever next.......

 

Don't worry about him Shiny, the last time he touched a fanny was when he was being born

You can imagine his 25 stone gerth him on his moped

 

Chris went to his doctors, he said 'doctor doctor, everytime I see myself in the mirror I get a hard on,' doctor replied 'nothing to worry about chris, its because you look like a ****'.

 

Everytime his mum looks at him, she thinks wish I swallowed

 

Thought he was a test tube baby

 

I was a ****ing miracle birth actually They don’t come much bigger than me

 

Yeah it was a big forehead you had/have

 

big egos aren't a thing to be proud of

 

They are when you have a massive cock, are rich as ****, and really handsome, like me

 

that's not even bullshit thats horse ****

 

Yeah.....

 

The only thing you have now is a massive nose Pinnochio! But to put it into reality for you
You are a massive cock!
Your rich as **** when you get your dole money!
Your only handsome in your mothers eyes, and she is only trying to be nice through gritted teeth!

 

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Did anyone see that plane