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Where is every ****?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, May 19, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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  2. **** knows av been 606 but its ****e
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    The server went down at TAQA house in Aberdeen the entire oil field has had no internet all afternoon. Been getting withdrawal symptoms ya ****s. Say something about rape please.
     
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  4. BolloBollo

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    People will laugh you off Dougie but I have my suspicions!!!!
     
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  5. VenomPD

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    <laugh> He's like a shadow in the night that Edmonds.
     
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    Edmonds has himself some rape eyes <ok>
     
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  7. BolloBollo

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    Noel Edmonds, the inventor of rape. FACT!
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    There was a thing in the paper today about a guy in Spain turned out to be a big time rapist over here. He has the same name as my boss <laugh> I sent him the link and asked if he knows anything about it. Waiting on a reply now <laugh>
     
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  9. BolloBollo

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    <laugh> ****ing class. You should do what Venom would do in that situation and write something like "**** raper" on his car or pc screen with a Sharpee <ok>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> you will get an envelope with your p45 in it
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    <laugh> The best one was when my mate wrote "**** Off God Squad" on the Church of Jesus Christ van that was always parked in his space. <laugh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Nah the guy seems to be able to take a joke <ok> He does look like a rapist though
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    do you work for Vince Cable?
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Eyes of a rapist:

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  15. lone ranger

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    whoever his looking at in that pic ended their day with handcuffs on, a ball gag in their mouth, screaming (well, trying to) in the boot of a prius <ok>
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    Aye, you just know he's got a sex dungeon by looking at him and at some point he's had animals blood smeared all over his body while a tape of women screaming loops in the background.
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    and in a nutshell, that's why i voted liberal democrat <ok>
     
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