I'd feel alot better

Who - my uncle or Ashley?
I'm assuming you don't want to know about my boring family so Ashley is a billionaire again as his companies are doing really well.

 

Exactly. Also , I've said it many times , you can't play a bag of money at LB so there is no point in selling him unless they offer something ridiculous (20m+). As far as left backs are concerned , he's one of the best ones around , if not the best. Would be gutted if he leaves , especially if he joins Liverpool.

We're not their ****ing feeder club! Dogleash can **** off.

 

To be fair we do have history of being their feeder club, unfortunately for us!
It's just a sting in the teeth when you grow up with the Sky era of King Kev and Sir Bobby and promises of better days!

 

Don't worry, I have it on good authority that this is all just a con and Enrique's going to go on a trial training session with them and break Carroll's leg, come back and all will be dandy!

 

Phew!

 

Agent Jose you say? I like the cut of your jib sir!

 

Now that would be a story!

 

Will be interesting to see how/if he plays against Liverpool in a few weeks. If he scores a screamer, and celebrates like he did against Forest, then i'd breath a sigh of relief. That'd be all so good!

 

I can see the headline now:

Enrique Hat-trick seals Liverpool Win

 

In other news , I hope every single mosquito in the world dies a ****ing slow death. They have been annoying me all night! Just 2 of them. I have killed one already.

Tiote will inspire me to assassinate the second one.

 

I also wonder how Andy Carroll will be if the scruffy twat scores against us :/

 

You mean you couldn't kill two with one blow?

 

One of them was a coward and left his friend behind. Judas! (Ring any bells? )

I shall succeed as long as Tiote believes in me!

 

My old flatmate once caught a fly in the most amazing way possible. We were sat around our flat at the time having a few beers and we were just chatting and without looking managed to just grab it out of the air. Couldn't ****ing believe it!
Same as another time I went to light up and he asked for a tab, without really trying I flicked one across the room at him, he moved his hand and before he even knew it, it went straight in between his two fingers. We tried and failed multiple times to do it again, wish there was a video of it I felt like the don for ages after!

 

Now that would have been a youtube hit! Unfortunately for them , I make them suffer with an electrical racket. I know it's cruel.

If you don't have one , you need to get one for the summer

 

Now that's cool

 

If a tailor can get seven with one blow I'd have thought that you could have got two.

PS. I've got one of those rackets too.

 

Do you think Hoffenheim were succesful down to their manager (Ralf Ragnick) though? Actually this quote from their owner doesn't sound so good:

"Between 2007 and 2009, we made a loss of €65 million. In 2010 it was around €32m and we were able to reduce this to €16.6m thanks to the sale of Carlos Eduardo," Hopp told Rhein-Neckar-Zeitung.

"Even in 2011, we are going to have a shortfall of around €7m, and that despite the income from the sale of Gustavo."

And yeah, I agree with you about Ashley, he's sitting on a potential goldmine, whoever can turn Newcastle into a team challenging for Europe again will be making big money, he's hoping to use your excellent scouting department to good use I feel, plus the fact there's not a lot of clubs in the same area as Newcastle (Bar Sunderland & Middlesbro who are smaller clubs) meaning you've got a huge area to find good youngsters from.

 

Well guess what , I think it was only one! Since I killed one , I haven't heard of the other one any more? Maybe it has killed itself out of fear.

I would like to thank Cheik Tiote for helping me through these difficult times!

 

Could have been shock.