Knows how to stretch the meat over a few different meals. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8689465.stm
Not exactly a criminal mastermind was he? Putting her body in a large wheelie bin, thinking it would just go away, and no one would notice
He's obviously crazy about his job. It's like dougie using a set square to try kill a fox. If you were to murder someone, I'd imagine you would hit them with an oil pipe, cover them in oil and set them alight
My mate who lived next door to him told me the story at T in the Park a couple of years back. So I wrote "Dog Rapist" in massive letters on his tent with a Sharpie. He wasn't impressed.
Thing is, I wrote "Child Hunter" on his tent at RockNess about a month before that so he was doubly unimpressed.
we usually blow our tents up so that the gypsies cant get them just light the walls on fire from inside and leave a can of BO basher in the tent and run away. the build up of heat causes the can to explode the burds that go with us hate this.
Aye, he wasn't happy that I'd ruined two of his tents. That's what he gets for buying ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã9.99 ones from Tesco. Cheap **** that he is.
Nev, have you ever heard the legend of the T in the Park tent-burner? My mate met him the first year it was at Balado. On the Monday morning he offers to burn your tent down for a fiver, if you say no his mate ****es in your tent and then the tent-burner burns it down anyway.
Nah the tent-burner is an auld mannie and his mate who ****es in your tent is reputedly his illegitimate son to a gyspy the tent-burner had a one-night-stand with at the summer solstice in 1975.
