KPR your status grows by the day.... the man who did his utmost to slay the United army! 300 springs to mind.....
I was thinking more of the Persians(United) reign of Terror, taking over everything, glory-hunters from many different areas of the world all bow down to Xerxes (SAF) who believes he is invincible. KPR ( Leonidis) takes his band of 300 including luvgonzo, MFG, Suarez Tezzies, myself, ze liverbird, bringbackfootie, and many more. Wave after Wave they were impenetrable! Until the reject Owen sold his soul to Xerxes for the secrets of how to get round the mighty 300. Many died a glorious death in battle and KPR was able to make Xerxes(SAF) bleed and show he was invincible. He has his story told through Bozz who rekindles the troops and finishes the job KPR started. You could easily replace SAF with Swarbs if it tickles your fancy. Very bored at work and waiting to get home to watch the game.
I reckon Swarbs is going to be choking on his bitter lemon and prawn sambo after the performance ''The White Heskey'' put in tonight. White Heskey my arse.Man United fans are more delusional than I thought.They still think Hargreaves is going to regain fitness and Carrick,Anderson and Gibson have talent and Owen isn't injury prone.
Why would I be bitter?!? I'm over the ****ing moon! City get an absolute panning and Tevez misses the semi final, the only way it could be any better would have been if Silva had gotten suspended. Oh, and also if the lost points mean City drop out of the CL places at the end of the season I've never been happier to see a Liverpool win - this is even better than when you beat Chelsea at the Bridge back in Feb! Although I do love the fact that, after spending the last three months telling everyone not to judge Mandy on the basis of just a few games, you're now annointing him as the Messiah after one good game against a City team that played like dog ****! Remember, even the real Heskey managed to get a hat trick for 'pool back in 2000...
Mandy.? The insults are coming out now Swarbs. I never said he is the ''Messiah''.I said this is exactly why Kenny signed him,this is what he's capable of.Theres more to come.
Calling him Mandy isn't really an insult compared to some of the other comments now, is it? Anyway, if you're name's Andy and you have long hair, you're just asking for it in my opinion! I hope so. He can start with a hat trick against Arsenal at the weekend. That would be much appreciated
Okay I suppose thats not too bad considering I was calling Berbatov,Berbawank and Rooney the fat granny shagging,prostitute humping oaf and Nani Michael Jackson and Ferguson,Slurgie and Swear Alcie.
