I wouldn't allow myself to be assaulted by a woman, if they were to throw the 1st punch, i'd throw the rulebook out of the window and punch them back. I know they teach us not to hit girls, but if the started it, the consequences are their own fault.
The problem is, there is something seriously wrong in your relationship if anyone has to resort to hitting each other. If the woman resorts to physical violence, then she probably has a screw loose. Personally i'd rather just leave the crazy bitch, than actually counter her with a left hook. Us men shouldn't need to hit women, there are better ways of controlling her indoors. Stop buying her shoes is a good start
I'm actually with Kyle on this, I would never hit a woman and I think men who do are weak and pathetic pricks who deserve an ass whooping. BUT - if a woman hit me first I would give her the same back - equal but opposite. If she slaps me I would slap her back. If she kicked me I would kick her back. If she punched me I would punch her back - all in the same place - using the same force she used - then watch her start crying like a baby Then I would take the moral high ground and explain the error in her ways and that I am no punchbag and she doesn't have the right to hit me - then demand an apology from her, after receipt of one I would apologise to her - then we'd have magical "make up" sex !!!
If she's psychotic enough to hit you she'd probably be happy to run to the police with the nice big bruise you just gave her too. I don't doubt they'd side with her too, whether she started it or not. I'm with Lazarus - leave the crazy bint! Back on transfer topics though he'd be a cracking addition ability-wise. I very much doubt he'd sign as a second choice but maybe he'd be willing to come and compete with Chessers for a first team spot. As things stand I think Wozza needs a kick up the backside as things are a bit too easy for him at the moment.
I think bending her over your knee- slapping her bare arse - and pretty quick everything will be OK !! ...
anyways back on the subject at hand... Canal+ journalist Vincent_Pochulu tweeted that Yann M’Vila was in London yesterday, not just London, but at the Arsenal Training ground. The joys of Twitter eh! who knows if there's any truth in it. Would be nice though!
I completely disagree, that we need M'Villa. We need a attacking midfielder in the mould of Fabregas/Nasri/Rosicky, we already have Song and Arteta. Wilshere has been out for a full season, doubt if he will be able to come back to where he left off before his injury, it will take him time to settle back in, we saw glimpses of Rosicky's talent last season, but we need someone who can supply ammunition to the strikers we currently have. I am afraid Mvilla is not that player.
False tweeting should carry a punishment ... a deterrent !!! If this is true though .. I would love it, I would just love it !!
Anyone just see that anti Arsenal ****, andy hinchcliffe on SSN? Spends 5 minutes jerking off to bale's re signing then when asked about Arsenal's new signings and how Arsene is strengthening his squad, ignores that part of the question and immedietly starts waffeling on how Pod and Giroud wont make a difference and if Van Persie leaves, Arsenal will do poorly etc and how he'll go to Man city.
If we did want a DM, I would think that the team have a few options lined up if M'Vila doesn't happen?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-set-to-pull-out-of-move-946932 I don't see AW wanting to to work with a petulant prima donna tbh.
The 'strop' at getting subbed off is understandable, but the way he ran on the pitch to get Alonso's shirt straight after his country got knocked out of the Euro's was not a wise move.
I don't see why thats a big deal. Carragher made a song and dance about that at the time and I just thought he was being an idiot. Players swap shirts all the time when they lose, big deal !!!
Because France went out in the most pathetic way possible and M'Vila's first reaction was to run onto the pitch straight after the final whistle to swap shirts. It's not a big deal, but in the context of France's meek exit plus the off-field antics, I think he could have handled that situation better. If Arsenal went out of the CL last 16 in such a fashion, and I saw one of our players do what M'Vila did, then it would not leave a very good impression, but that's me.
