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OT - Looks like MrTiote was right

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Got to earn a penny or two boy.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 28, 2012
  2. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Update: canny bad in Durham too now. :)
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Just think of all the cash you'll save in the water damage sales.
     
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  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    brutal!
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    If it makes anyone feel any better, down south was/is lush blue skys and 20+ degrees lol
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jun 28, 2012
  6. Cove

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    Guys, thats just a wee bit of water, nothing to worry about. We' ve got the same here at times, and half of the country is at least three foot under sea level. Bunch of cowards:emoticon-0140-rofl:

    This is how it looks like when **** hits the fan:

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    And we use lego to keep things in check, look:



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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Should have put your finger in the dyke Cove, you'd have been World famous.
     
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  8. Cove

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    Well actually, thats a make believe story to keep the tourists coming. There never was a kid who saved the day by putting his finger in the dyke. It was his little willy and they said, GTFO dirty kid, go play with your toys. There was nothing wrong with the dyke.
     
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  9. Mod Face

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    HE JUST DID!!!!

    I have no idea how he did it! Our garden is totally swamped yet but for slightly muddy paws he's bone dry. <laugh>
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Should have put your willy in then, been more World famous. Just think of the TV coverage.
     
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  11. Cove

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    Thousands of tourists do that every year, nothing new in that. Especially Americans who got so freakin stoned they couldnt tell the difference between pussy and a dyke, oh wait, levee. Cause a dyke in the US still has a pussy.
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Just seen on facebook that the metro centre and central station have been flooded.
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    ****! Our garage and **** flooded. If we hadn't have got the manhole next to our houses open, everyone on my streets 1st floor would have been flooded.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jun 28, 2012
  14. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Hero.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Arise Sir Tash of Toon.
     
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  16. Darth Plagueis

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    Everythings settled down now, all the water is gone. Hopefully we can prevent this from happening again.
     
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  17. Rafa's Championship Party

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    And how do we control the weather then?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Tash controls the weather like Storm from the X-Men.

    Show him a formation that includes Debuchy, Cabaye, Tiote, HBA, Cisse + De Jong and he'll set of a blizzard the likes of which you've never seen.
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

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    rofl, I meant around my street.

    My house is in the lowest point of our street. We are completely down hill. Water travels down hill, and eventually lands in our garage.

    It's quite hilarious actually. Houses at the bottom end of our street will be flooded, but the water eventually travels down hill, through the gardens, pours into our next door neighbours garden, then travels through his drive way, through his fence, into our driveway, then basically pelts us full force. If we hadn't have gotten our manhole thing open, it's likely the water would have gotten into the house properly and done some real damage.

    It kind of makes you realise how lucky we are to be in a country that isn't really struck with any natural disasters like ones seen in America and other places. We complain about our dull weather, but we're never too hot, too cold, and we don't have any volcanoes or earthquakes. Very rare is it we'll see a tornado or a Cyclone. And we don't have much dangerous wildlife.

    These days unless you're allergic to bee stings or trod in an adder pit, you're very unlikely to suffer life threatening injuries.
     
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  20. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    OMG OMG OMG

    Why am I only being told this now!
     
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