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How did you lose your virginity?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    And he meant the girl bumming you with a strap-on while you sucked the dad off, just in case you're confused <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 27, 2012
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    One that doesn't take all your drugs then rob you blind would be a start, Trev.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 27, 2012
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    well at least he never had a cock up his arse
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 27, 2012
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Until dad and daughter swapped ends.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 27, 2012
  5. Furcough 2hats

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    The first time was whilst baby sitting(with my girlfriend not the..) my mate lost his at the same time in the same room with her mate.

    The second time was when I reached for the soap in jail:shocked:
     
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    Furcough 2hats, Jun 27, 2012
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    This story just gets all the more erotic.
     
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    EDGE., Jun 27, 2012
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so did the daughter take the strap on off or did barrie have to sook the jobby covered mamba?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 27, 2012
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The latter :(
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 27, 2012
  9. HandsomeDaniel

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    I lost my virginity at 17 to a £200 p/h Brazillian prostitute and also done her anally.

    It was a present from my uncle!

    I was nervous as ****, but she took the lead and in the 2nd hour I was wanting to try all mad positions and angles and holes, greatest birthday present I ahve ever had!

    Cheers Uncle Jim! RIP
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jun 27, 2012
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    On reflection, I think I may have been abused...

    She was 16 and I was 12 - it was in the local park at the foot of a huge Oak tree... I enjoyed the sensations but not the smells!

    I was simply too young.

    It hasn't affected me in any way though:emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 27, 2012

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Keep them coming. If you could add a bit more detail too (hair colour, breast size, shaven/natural) that would be great...
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 27, 2012
  12. Tina_old

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    Hullo, doll.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 27, 2012
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Haw, you <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jun 27, 2012
  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Came home one night to find my drunk sister asleep in my bed. Thought "why not?"
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 27, 2012
  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    So everyones reading " 50 Shades Of Grey " then ?
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 27, 2012
  16. Tina_old

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    <laugh>

    Lmfaooooo <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 27, 2012
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> quality
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 27, 2012
  18. Hugh Briss

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    I must confess that she was ginger... quite pale skin and had freckles... nice big breasts but sadly her 'love tunnel' was not shaven... in fact it was quite bushy:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 30, 2012
  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm still a virgin :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 30, 2012
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have no intention of providing people with ****ing material. Buy a ****ing razzle.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 30, 2012
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