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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Mighty, how dare I forget.

    If that's Kewell's missus, no wonder he looks tired & haggard. She would definitely wear you out. Out of two....!
     
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  2. Old Peacock

    Old Peacock Well-Known Member

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    Yep, that's his missus.

    Met 2000
    Married 2002
    She moved him away from all his mates at Leeds 2003
     
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  3. Whiteyorkist

    Whiteyorkist Active Member

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    Keep Clayton and McCormack both quality, Clayton in particular has a lot more to offer.

    Spain or Italy for me, I don't want to see that Sulky Portuguese twat lift the trophy. He must be an absolute dick to play with.

    Kewell is the ultimate C**T.

    Millwall, Barnsley and Peterborough for me.
     
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  4. Doc

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    Could never get my head around the prick going to Turkey, especially after he shat un us. I was at the champions league final in the Ali Sami stadium the night the scousers came back from the dead. I went because it was a freebie and got me access to everything in champions village. kewill was garbage and frightened to death of the atmosphere and was subbed off because he was feigning a strain. The scousers were glad he went off and told me that he was awesome to start with, but turned into a lazy batard and was always injured supposedly. The result went to the scousers and the scouse fans were jeering Kewill as he ran onto the pitch with the rest of the squad and was sprinting around and throwing himself on the floor. So much for being injured and thats exactly what the scousers thought about him. Lazy, money grabbing xunt and was on his way out
     
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  5. Old Peacock

    Old Peacock Well-Known Member

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    A lot of people & player have questioned Harry Kewell's backbone, there are no doubts that he had ability he just lacked the moral fibre to be a man....

    Leeds Fans - Think he is a &^%*
    Liverpool Fans - Think he is a &*%$
    Melbourne Fans - Have realised he is a ^&*%^&

    Should be a great signing for Blackburn he will compliment the manager well :cheesy:
     
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  6. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Oh how we'll welcome him back..... & give him the clap he deserves!!! Time for the singers to write something appropriate, remembering he's australian. I can think of a few verses of a well known song... somethinabout llegitimate australians, a lack of birth certificates, the Union Jack on their flag, losing the world cup on home soil & the ashes. & to finish, his next queen is Camilla Parker Bowles.
     
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  7. Old Peacock

    Old Peacock Well-Known Member

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    He has not got the bottle to face us... He will be injured nothing is more assured!
     
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  8. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Time will tell OP, but I certainly won't be putting my mortgage on him playing that day. Probable broken finger nail or damaged eyelash I suspect.
     
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  9. Doc

    Doc Well-Known Member

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    "Should be a great signing for Blackburn he will compliment the manager well"

    Deffo - chicken farmer owners and chickentwat player
     
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  10. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I reckon if Kewell came to ER, there'd be a bigger lynch mob than the one at the scum game last year. Riot vans and doubled security in the stadium. 'Welcome to hell'.
     
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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    You mean "Welcome t'hell"
     
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  12. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Sorry TC, I think you along with Michael Macintyre haven't done your research on proper Yorkshire article usage.

    t' is short for 'the', not 'to'.

    So you could say 'who are t'team from South London who only come close to selling out for Leeds games?' but it would just be a simple 'welcome to Bermondsey, home of temporary Eurasian pride'.

    Unless you were trying to say 'welcome the hell' which doesn't really make sense.

    <ok>
     
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  13. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    Admit it, you did not check her eyes at first glance......

    <laugh>
    my missus says that to me if we see a tasty bird in the street i always say NICE EYES,
    she then says you did not check her eyes,,,
    i reply i wasnt talking about her eyes,,,,
    i was talking about her tits NICE SIZE,,,<laugh>
     
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  14. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    My Mrs decided to have a go at dress-making a few years ago and came home with a manikin.

    I said "Where did you get that dummy from?"
    She replied "A dress shop in Town"
    Then I replied "I wasn't talking to you"



    Must have spent over £100 on takeaways in the weeks that followed!!
     
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  15. Simon21-LUFC

    Simon21-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    http://www.leedsunited.com/news/20120626/a-club-statement-on-investment_2247585_2823554

    Further to our previous statement of the 29th May, Leeds United can confirm they have granted an exclusivity period to enable a potential investor to carry out the appropriate due diligence.
    It is anticipated this will be a fairly straightforward process.
    A confidentiality clause prevents the club from making any further comment. However, our discussions with them have left us very comfortable that they have the financial resources to support the club and that they will have no issues in satisfying the requirements of the Football League's Owners and Directors Test, unlike many of the previous approaches we have had to endure.
    We will not be making any further announcements in the near future.
     
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  16. LeedsinYork

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    Should ease the doubters worries for a week or two, who am i kidding:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  17. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    I heard he is actually living in Leeds at the moment. I thought his aunt was sick and he has moved back to leeds (where she lives) to help out for a while. Could be wrong though
     
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  18. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Sydney and NZ rags both reporting Manchester, not Leeds.

    A fitting place for him to take refuge, eh?
     
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  19. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    He couldn't have picked a better one

    What a ****
     
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