I say a degree, but I mean I've watched a lot of Criminal Minds, Law and Order, NCIS, Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder.
Which Is The Odd One Out - 1.FLOW 2.SNIP 3.TRAP 4.DRAW 5.BACK Don't know..But BACK is the only one which doesn't make another word when read backwards so I will say that. Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack? This one is has driven me half mad, and the only logical thing I can up with is that they have parachuted into the desert and the bag that was still closed was because the parachute had not opened and that's why he was dead. Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room. Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'. You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once) Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ?? You have found my weakness with this one..I can't even begin to work out a solution to this one..
Tell you tomorrow the answer & what age group it is....ask a youngin! Hint - Switch your mind off as your looking to hard for the light answer.
I have just reported you to the Obscene Publications Squad, Syd. Fancy promoting Newcastle United Fat ****s on the SAFC board...
Enjoy 6 yr olds 1.While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? 2.If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? 3.When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer? 4.Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? 5.The more you take the more you leave behind? Adult 1.Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step. 2. Lilly picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read "How to Jog". She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. What was the book about? 3. What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years? 4. A white horse jumps over a tower and lands on a priest, who immediately disappears from the landscape. Where did this take place? 5. Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it? Sometimes the kids ones are the hardest as we miss the obvious as witnessed by my 6 year old making a fool out of me
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of vibrators. Unfortunately, he now has a problem with squatters.
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle... The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired. She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY OF AN ELDERLY MAN WHO CAN'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE: George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
Proof That the World Is Nuts In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. ! (Much worse than 'going blind!') *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~ In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???) (Did the government pay for this research??) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* And, the best for last? Turtles can breathe through their arses. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
