The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Have you described what he's wearing for ease of identification. There won't be any self-respecting Scouser wearing a tweed jacket and brogues

 

Let's hope he gets nailed

 

One of his two witnesses is a doctor.

http://www.kilburntimes.co.uk/news/...helsea_captain_john_terry_s_lawyers_1_1420774

Probably a shrink.

 

I've come suitably attired.. Curt blond wig, matching sports based leisure wear and shoes.. I've even mugged a single mother and stole her baby so am pushing a pram, when I say mugged I mean paid £5 for it

Who the **** is Billy fury?? What has he done to me immortalised in bronze?

 

Billy was one Britain's original Rock'n'Roll stars.

 

PMK. He's an estate agent FFS. Most of the estate agents I know don't know who Billy Fury is

 

Most Estate Agents I know need a map to get home

 

With Hurricane Debbie threatening parts of Florida and maybe further inland as well, could we be seeing an actual "Debbie Does Dallas"?

 

If it does happen, you can bet that will be the front page headline in the scum

 

Yes it would mate - that "newspaper" attracts the sort of intellect which would find the simplistic play on words, coupled with a deep knowledge of vintage porn as being hugely amusing.

 

An elvis impersonator then?

At the hotel malmaison now.. Just charged my drinks to a room.. When in Rome

Think it's the tweed they naturally assumed I was staying here..

 

I thought you were wearing sporting attire. Make your mind up

 

The sporting attire was said in jest..

Though I'm not wearing tweed either I have jeans and pin stripe jacket on today..

I quite line it here , people are friendly the women are ugly just how I like it.. There is a predominance of an I've bite in the ladies which I am quite partial too. Just attempted to chat up a local by bei g nice to her son.. Nice girl massive arse

 

what an irony! liverpool players were supposed to cause the downfall of england. now the consensus is man u! what a shame! the press should have allowed Downing to play!

 

Todays trip to Liverpool as reminded me why we are GREAT Britian, was subjected to a lady breast feeding next to me, witnessed a child get dropped on his face and then shouted at for crying.. I then witnesses a girl get proposed too by another girl whilst they were queuing for the ferry across the Mersey (who said romance is dead) then the icing on the cake has to be whilst enjoying a kfc in my car at the services, a car screeched up infront of me for a lady to leap out grab her child out the back, whip his pants down emptying it's brown contents onto the Tarmac.. Give him a quick once over, trousers back on and sped off leaving me to enjoy my kfc whilst looking at a steaming pile of child's poo.. All in all a delightful day..

 

So all in all you had a nice day out.

 

Actually quite enjoyed myself.. Is a lot nicer of a place than I thought it would be.. Was lovely round Albert docks.. Even had free salmon canapés and a free glass of wine at the malmaison hotel.. Beats spending a day in Newport, which truly is a **** hole ..

 

Thought you might be pleasently surprised.

Did you manage to get to Croxteth and do the tour.

 

Thankfully not.. As left the armour plated merc at home..

Nearly did though as went the wrong way near a big tesco and started heading toward croxteth, did a U turn sharpish when I realised.. Some nice architecture there, that old art deco factory near innovation park should be made into flats, lovely building

 

You should have came to Page Moss sweats, its like Crocky but with less trees.