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She Must Be A Right Bitch.....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, May 17, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Man Jumps From Speeding Car To Escape Nagging Wife

    A MAN has jumped from a moving vehicle rather than listen to his wife. The Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report says the 23-year-old man perfomed his own stunt after his wife refused to “shut up”.

    The man sustained serious injuries.

    It is not known if his wife shut up but the man is on painkillers…
     
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    why didnt he throw her out of the car? she must've been fat as well. poor bastard.
     
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    Give her a swift uppercut. Women have no answer for that.
     
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    lone ranger Active Member

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    i can actually see how this happened

    "will you just shut up! i swear to christ i'll throw myself out of this ****ing car!"

    "phft. no you wont" combined with a short bitter laugh and a roll of the eyes

    ker-thump.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> You've been in that situation before. If a bird is annoying me I blow spit bubbles it's been my standard defense mechanism for teachers and women since 1997. It honestly works; if someone is getting on your case and you can't be bothered arguing anymore just blow spit bubbles and let it dribble down your chin like a spazmo. Works every time! <ok>
     
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    its the eye rolling. it makes me go all cold inside.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> I fail specatularly at relationships mainly because of things like dribbling instead of arguing back. I don't fall for mind games and 90% of birds play them and can't be arsed with guys who are susceptible to them.

    A lassie I was seeing told me her Physiotherapist was a young, good-looking guy to make me jealous. I told her she should **** him because if I had a female one who was stunning I'd have been firing right into her. She wasn't impressed by that one.
     
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    i am completely incapable of picking up on signals or any of that pish, on the rare occasions i do i generally choose to just ignore it as i usually dont give a **** or (when i realise she's pissed of) just pretend its not happening. its the same when chatting to birds, i will be oblivious to the fact that anything is happening until they say something about getting a taxi back to theres, round about then i might cotton on to whats happening but there's a fair to good chance that i'll reply "why? i live on the other side of town. dumbass"
     
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