Haha, no, I live in Canning Vale... but I do go there on occasion in the summer when im in the city and Northbridge is pissing me off! You spent down here mate?
Although he would also like to introduce a system like they have in boxing where a game can be stopped by the ref if England or any other english team spend any length of time defending. It wouldn't apply to the French of course who did exactly the same thing because, well they are French!!
Spent a month drinking and chasing fat ,tattooed , moustached women in Mindarie a couple of years ago. Mid life crisis after divorce. Was a regular at the Boat and Indi brewhaus. Got rather drunk in Craigie Tavern (very interesting hostelry ) Bought the t-shirt and baseball cap in the Lucky Shag. You should have seen the looks I got wearing the t-shirt back home in the local WMC. Loved Perth and Freo. Intend going back some day. Great country , great people.
I had something similar in mind last night also using the 'Sun' went along the lines 'England hopes dASHed'