Your Favourite Movie Quotes

the best scene in a movie ever if when it starts snowin jew ash in schindlers list. bloody hilarious

 

Schindler's Lift......

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not a movie quote but a stupid question that a saw on sky sports news

big darky - I thot you played good cricket for 38 of ur 40 overs, where do you think it went wrong?
wee paki - the last 2 overs

 

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anyone see this last month

 

aye a saw it. met him in oz

 

As in Australia or we're you nutted and thinking big Kammy was the Cowardly Lion again Nev?

 

I am a coward, Doctor. If I'd been anything but a soldier I might have lived my whole life and concealed it. But to be a soldier and a coward is to be an impostor, a menace to the men whose lives are in your hands.

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Death waits you! You have made a covenant with death, and with Hell you are in agreement. You're all going to die! Don't you realize? Can't you see? You're all going to die! Death awaits you all!

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You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.

Yes, I used a machine gun.

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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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I can get Zulu, The Italian Job and Scarface. Don't know the first one though.

 

The Four Feathers...

1939 version

 

Ah well 3 out of 4 isn't bad. Zulu is a ****ing magic film but can't hear it mentioned without thinking of the time me and my mate were in the Hip-Hop club or "Darkies Den" in Aberdeen one night and my mate turns to me and in a perfect Michael Caine accent and loud enough for all the black folk in our vicinity to hear says:

 

Another great line...

 

you were gona kill that guy!

of course I'm a Terminator

arny is the man

 

His wife's the ****in terminator...

The advert for California is brilliant, she soudns like a robot! And is scary as ****!

 

"We just have one questyain?"

 

I'd still give her the lazy lob right enough

 

randomly these are the only two that come to mind

 

Isn't she a Kennedy? **** marrying into that bunch of broken-mirror, black-cat walking-under-ladder ****s.

 

what you talking about? at most you're married for a couple of years and once they go splat/squish/kablam etc etc they are extremely wealthy.......

 

True didn't think of that. I'd be quite happy to live it up on the Kennedy compound at Hyannis Port while my wife recovers from her latest ski-ing accident/plane crash/assassination attempt