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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 2, 2012.

  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    The shortest fairy tale to which my youngest hates when asking me to read to her at night if it's late.

    "Once upon a time they lived happily ever after, The End"

    True story which occurs often <laugh>
     
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  2. Billy Death

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    Lol, I got lots more.

    Slightly tipsy tonight though.
     
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  3. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    I think he might have got the idea from an Englishman in Bangkok. <whistle>

    Father drags son in milk crate behind bike

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    You can stop the search; we've found him &#8211; the world&#8217;s worst father.
    Day care is expensive, as are baby seats, but is this really the best way to transport a child?
    This photo, taken by a pedestrian in Shaanxi province is causing outrage online with people wondering just how a father could be so careless.
    It shows a boy sitting in a milk crate being towed behind his father&#8217;s motorbike in heavy traffic, just next to a bus which could easily kill or injure the child with one wrong move.
    "When I first saw this bike coming down the road I thought he had a dog or something in the box and I thought, 'How cruel'," said the pedestrian.
    "But when it got closer I could see it was a boy, no older than two and I was horrified."
    The child on the other hand, seems totally cool with his crate/baby capsule.

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/14011877/father-drags-son-in-milk-crate-behind-bike/
     
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  4. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Have a couple for me as I'm at work <cheers>
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    The answers are;

    1. 3, the lions would all be dead if they hadn't eaten for 3 years.
    2. Photographer developing pictures
    3. Charcoal (but a match works too )
    4. Yesterday, today and tomorrow
    5. No 'e' in it.
     
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  6. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Billy - From the Lad

    I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them.
    I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold.
    They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later
    everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to
    let me help them.

    Who am I?
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

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    I don't think a match works mind Bill as they are not black when you buy them..I said coal or charcoal which I believe are both right.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Coxhoe FC fun day, please, please, please stay dry, they put so much work into these two days
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Dentist!
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    You must have someone helping you, lad!
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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  12. MrRAWhite

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    No mate..I just think these cryptic puzzles are suited to my warped way of thinking..
     
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  13. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Correct

    This is where I tell you my 10 year old told me this one <laugh>

    I'll give you some adult ones later
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    This thread has gone very highbrow
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    Have you never watched that programme 'Are you smarter than a ten year old'??? They are all bloody geniuses at that age you know..<laugh>
     
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  16. Black Cat Kiwi

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    No it whens your youngest tells you to jail break mums i-pad or if it's to hard there older sibling at 10 will do it!
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    Just when you think you have seen it all regarding the dregs of society, up pops chelsea for life...
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    pissing down in the land of the cox
     
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  19. The Outlaw

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    I love Irina Shayk.

    That's all.
     
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  20. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Another from my 6 yr old !

    Greater than God,
    More evil than the devil.
    The poor have it,
    The rich don't need it.
    If you eat it, you'll die.
    What is it?
     
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