Englands best defender I don't know who he is but he is obviously on drugs Anyway Sweats - I hear you have a Brummie accent ?
He does, yeah. No ****. This div is essentially blaming Hodgson for making Johnson **** and saying he's our best defender all in the same breath. D I C K H E A D
Its weird what people make of the Worcester accent.. People from Gloucestershire who sound like farmers think we sound posh.. Brummies and yam yams (black country) think we sound posh.. Northerners think we sound welsh.. and southerners think we sound like farmers.. The broad wuzzy accent is actually quite vile and is a combination of brummie and gloucestershire
How come it is that birds are so easily brainwashed compared to men? Generally, and not always obviously, men won't wear the latest 'fashion' if it makes them look a tit. Women on the other hand feel they have to, which is why there are way too many ****ing fat arsed munters walking round in skin tight black see through leggings. Stop it you fat ****s.
Last night I had what was one of the most erotic; but innocent moments for a long time, I went to have a bit of a touch up on an old tattoo, ready for me hollibobs later in the summer, any way this absolutely drop dead gorgeous dusky, spanish looking 23yr old girl, fit as funk, completed the said the said work for me. She had long shiny immaculate groomed hair olive shaped eyes, sweet voice soft but sultry tone voice, and she almost lovingly caressed my arm. She was wearing an open shirt with 2 low cut vests emphasing a pert and wonderfully proportioned bust. I didn't wear to look, I couldn't make eye contact, and couldn't look down, just stared at the wall talking giberis like a 12 year old on his first date, I was totally smitten. I got home and later washed the tatt and put some cream on, then laughed to myself on reflectio on what just happened, thinking ya daft old sod!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tunny is in luuuuuuuuuuuuurve... Id like to meet a dusky spanish bird whilst in Spain.. though the locals dont like to fraternise with holiday makers at all... They just about tolerate the expats over there..
Logged on earlier saw math is back or has been.. Didn't venture onto the main board.. I went dead after he was banned last time, I think he should stay at Least it cause controversy and debate some of the **** he posts.. I'm currently drinking a rather nice Rioja .. Watching clouds roll over the mountain opposite.. It it's awesome to look at.. Think the thermals off the mountain make it look like a water fall.
It gets lively when he's here then degenerates into some fairly low behavior to get rid of him again. The reason it's dead though is entirely down to the amount of utter **** he posted, everything else got pushed off the board. Jealous mate, I miss Spain. I could easily live there. Wouldn't have to play golf in the type of weather i did on Saturday either. How much longer you there for?
I have given up defending Matt but some of the abuse he has been getting before his last banning has been shocking. Was going to keep these thoughts to my self as i was criticized when i backed him up at the start. You said in the other thread you cant be bothered posting threads and would agree with you, people just won't bother commenting on anything that requires thought yet when we have a wum that makes a stupid thread and the mods let it stay on the board, it would be guaranteed to get 100+ comments.
Here til Saturday got a night flight back land just after midnight.. Also this will amuse you all, I have a favourite restaurant in the valley where I am, been coming here for ten years.. This year the place ha been overtaken by ze germans.. All of them rude an giving an air of superiority.. (which annoys me in itself, they lost two world wars ffs) but the three fat sausage scoffers whilst I was eating a bowl of squid with the mrs just said something in german at me and barged past and sat at the en of the table we were sat on.. It was busy but I would never dream of such a manoeuvre .. I had a raging hangover at the time so couldn't be arsed to make a scene , if had a few beers on board I would have done.. Anyway so they proceeded to infuriate me by the massive fat bird having to use the loo making me stand up to let her though she didn't ask or anything.. Just barged though.. As luck would have it there food arrived just at the point we had finished am I'd had enough of being annoyed.. So as I stood I turned to leave and let rip a massive somewhat wet fart right in the fat hairy Germans face as I departed the table as she was having a mouthful of food..
Job done I reckon. Strange bunch the squareheads, I've never been offended by them personally but I can see how they could be. Think I've got lucky when I've met them in that I was more than likely in a jovial mood and have yet to come across any with superiority complexes. That would change things. I also quite like Andy Murray after this Wimbledon which seems to put me in a minority of one among people i know. The author of this thread took great delight celebrating his loss yesterday.
One or two people's only contribution was to give this kid **** non stop by claiming he ruined the board yet contributed precisely **** all else. For those trying to create threads and having them ruined, like uir, I can see why they get pissed off but some others only come on here to savage him. Bit sad and very distasteful really. Having said that, the stuff he posted was basic bollocks for people with **** all football nouse, nouse of any sort whatsoever really, and it would be nice if this board could be re claimed by people above the age (mental or real) of twelve. He wasn't alone either, there's a couple more who would not be missed.
As soon as you let out the fart, you should have turned round and said to her "hope you enjoy your food".
