I can't make spaghetti, I think I'll stick to slightly more expensive oven ready meals rather than burning my house down.
Nahhhh, we're going to Mars soon! And eventually we'll be able to upload our brains to computers and live as androids! Life is awesome now!
I got taught by my granddad who was a chef, he made sure that everyone in his family could cook, he was quite strict but he was great at teaching everyone to cook.
That's all well and good but it's not *really* a Pompey Meowth, is it? I propose this upgrade: please log in to view this image
I think I may take the advise and **** off, not being treated very nicely at the moment, anyway I was going off now.
I prostrate myself before you sir. What do you think Storrie, dressed up as Pikachu in disguise, will do with the cash?
It's clearly not Storrie, that Pikachu is far too skinny. Therefore knowing Storrie, he'll probably eat it. I'm interested in what Jessie and James are doing over there though, James looks like he's trying to squeeze out a fart