Now I'm sure you all know I'm a very permissive and liberal kind of guy, but this fad has really started to get on my hairy tits recently. Pajamas are for SLEEPING in. If you want comfortable legwear, buy some ****ing baggy trackies - preferably not Jack Wills, Hollister or Abercrombie or you just look a dick. But for Christ's sake, keep your nocturnal attire inside the comfort of your own home. It takes, what, 20 seconds to put a new pair of trousers on so you don't look like a suburban vagrant? Unless you're a fit bird in which case it's quite sexy. Thanks for your time.
I find birds going into shops with jammys on sexy. Usually means that they want pumped, and who am I not to.
I believe it was in the papers once that some chav was turned away from Tesco for turning up dressed for beddy-byes, and Tesco was somehow villified for not submitting to the whim. In a sense, I can theoretically understand the point that it would be ridiculous for Tesco to reject people for dressing in objectable items, when they wrap up any old turd with their value price stickers. But really they are doing us a favour, because let's face it, if they don't prevent the fat lazy arses that do this from feeding, we'll end up having to browse the lower-shelves of the supermarkets whilst batting/fending-off an elderly gentleman's sorry looking scrotum, wondering what type of hair it is on those apples, and pondering on whether it is worth squishing between those fat naked thighs to get a pot noodle (or whether it would be much better to just top yourself)...
