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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Otto Flayshow, Jun 21, 2012.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Which of these awards should be stripped from Jimmy Carr?


    • LAFTA Awards 2008: Best Stand Up
    • LAFTA Awards 2007: Funniest Man
    • British Comedy Awards 2006 – Best Live Stand Up
    • LAFTA Awards 2005: Funniest Man
    • Loaded Lafta Award 2004 – Best Stand Up
    • Royal Television Society Award Winner: Best On-Screen Newcomer 2003
    • Time Out Award Winner: Best Stand Up 2002
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 21, 2012
  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    All of them. He's ****e.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It all depends, did he employ writers and give them two contracts or did he just not pay them?
     
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  4. harryhood67

    harryhood67 Well-Known Member

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    Least Jimmy Carr has apologised , something we are still waiting from Rangers after 125 days .
     
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    harryhood67, Jun 21, 2012
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Get em telt Harry ...

    Loads of bitching n moaning but no apology!
     
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    Null, Jun 21, 2012
  6. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Jimmy Carr gets in the **** for avoiding a few grands worth of tax.

    Two weeks ago the country was celebrating the Golden Jubilee of a woman who owns eight palaces and hundreds of square miles of land.

    We live in one ****ed up country.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    But she paid for it all, Joe Public just picked up the tab for the security.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2012
  8. Thomas The Cat

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    I never celebrated it, I was in france where she would have her ****ing head removed. They do have some fab ideas in France!!!
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Jun 21, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Worth every penny.

    Traitors like you should be publically flogged and then shot through the head after a good bumming from some well endowed darkie, like me.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 21, 2012
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like the cut of your Jib youngster.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2012

  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If Carr had paid his taxes in full, he couldn't have afforded such good writers and wouldn't have won those awards. I demand that he's demoted from '8 out of 10 Cats' to 'Lee Nelson's Well Good Show'.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nope, not harsh enough imho, get him demoted to Russell Whatshisname's "Good News".
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2012
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    They're all called Russell these days. Apparently you can't get a job as a comedian in the UK unless your Christian name is Russell. <ok>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've always fancied myself as a stand up comedian, i've even written my own jokes.


    Here's one of mine:


    Is it the same people who clean the hospitals that clean the trains?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2012
  15. RAVENBLACK

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    My dog has no nose!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 21, 2012
  16. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    That's a shame. What happened to it?
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jun 21, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My dog's got two noses

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 21, 2012
  18. Null

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    How does it smell?
     
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    Null, Jun 21, 2012
  19. RAVENBLACK

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    No she went of her own accord!!

    Boom, Boom.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 21, 2012
  20. AP: Password Mong

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    <ok>.
     
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