That's right folks, it's ladies day a Royal Ascot and I've got a double for you straight from the physio's lips: 2.30 ASCOT SENTARIL 3.45 ASCOT CARLTON HOUSE Get in!!!
Are you related to that twat on the radio who used to say, 'Welcome to a dreich and dreary day at Dens Park, Dundee'?
Was that the guy who always did the summary for all the games in the North East? His name escapes me but Venom or ER will know it. "This mawn, Willie Miller"
If I remember correctly, his initials were 'DD' which probably explains his fascination with alliteration on the letter 'D'. I'm buggered if I can remember his name though.