I'm with TMT on this one.
Rooney's goal was a sheer fluke. Apart from that, and the save from Cashley towards the end, their goalie did very little all match. Rooney was, by and large, ineffective. I was saying to my pals in the pub that we should have introduced Oxo or Walnut to exploit the wings, taking off Milner and Rooney, and pushing Young up front, but we all knew that Golden Bollocks Rooney would never be taken off.
Let's all be honest about this, any forward on our bench could have put in at least the same shift that Rooney did, last night. It wasn't anything special. He isn't England's best player. Sorry, but I simply do not buy into all that hype.
He (and England) got lucky last night, that is the start and finish of it. If the goalie hadn't fumbled the ball, and if the line-official had done his job and spotted the Ukrainian goal, Rooney and his dickish hairdoo would be back on the plane to Salford.