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terrortits the fact is dude the hool films are about people like me>>>>infact i should be getting some royalties from these film producers.


anyway what came first the chicken or the egg.......in your case terror methinks youve only just popped your head of from the shell......your right about the dude mind i normally keep that for cool well thought out people so i shall keep one particular word for you that sums you up TIT <cheers>


tell your father it was me that kicked his fking head in <laugh>.....jack ****
 
rubber ball said:
terrortits the fact is dude the hool films are about people like me>>>>infact i should be getting some royalties from these film producers.


anyway what came first the chicken or the egg.......in your case terror methinks youve only just popped your head of from the shell......your right about the dude mind i normally keep that for cool well thought out people so i shall keep one particular word for you that sums you up TIT <cheers>


tell your father it was me that kicked his fking head in <laugh>.....jack ****
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Wow, you really are deluded.
Yeah, that's right you ARE the character in the movie (*Points his finger to his temple and twirls it round and round*)
And those guys with the big dicks in the porn mags you like so much, that's you too.
Keep telling yourself nice stories like this if I were you because if you ever woke up and had to deal with reality you'd probably have a nervous breakdown.

Reality check
- you're a loser who inflates his own self importance by bragging about knowing people who claim they were once football hooligans. If you're going to aspire to something try aiming high instead of pathetic.
- you're an alleged grown up who brags about using pornographic magazines
- you're an alleged grown up who signs off every other post I could have your dad
- the only thing in your pathetic little life is your football club who have sold out to some foreigners rather than be wound up, who changed your colours and badge....leaving you with a tattoo of a now obsolete bluebird as a permanent reminder of your club's humiliation
- you're illiterate
- you sound like you're a big Hannah Montana fan, dude
- you're such a massive cretin you respond to a question which addresses you as "a ******"
- your public humiliation is complete and you only have yourself to blame
- the fact that your football violence fantasy is tolerated embarrasses your fellow Cardiff fans
- I piss on you

Ta raa
 
Swimaway

Hey Turkey, you,ve put this in?

Location
Swansea Heights - The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.

Not the wisest of things to do my friend. :emoticon-0111-blush
 
hooked,smashed over the head and bagged........he seems 2 small 2 eat so shall we put him back 2 fight another day?
 
You just witnessed a wannabe hooligan get a public slap down.

What constitutes (look it up in a dictionary) a breakdown? By my reckoning claiming films about hooligans could have been based on your life is a good start.
 
I can see the wit now Lmao......he's a funny kid.

Passive I'm like an agony aunt for the jacks lately.


John he's in the oven dude....he be ready in 5 mins......I hope he's not sour
 
Terror: You know you've won when the best they can come up with is 'reel 'em in', making out they were only 'fishing'. Unlike your brilliant put-down it's not even ****ing original! <laugh>

WHAT a put down. Couldn't have put it better myself. I'm in awe. <applause>

If I may say so I particularly liked: "..leaving you with a tattoo of a now obsolete bluebird as a permanent reminder of your club's humiliation." Inspired, mate, truly inspired!! <laugh>
 
Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ausiejerks back , they are getting easier and easier every messages now



REEL EM IN LADS , When the Boat comes in ................;O)
 
Knackeredjack said:
Terror: You know you've won when the best they can come up with is 'reel 'em in', making out they were only 'fishing'. Unlike your brilliant put-down it's not even ****ing original! <laugh>

WHAT a put down. Couldn't have put it better myself. I'm in awe. <applause>

If I may say so I particularly liked: "..leaving you with a tattoo of a now obsolete bluebird as a permanent reminder of your club's humiliation." Inspired, mate, truly inspired!! <laugh>
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Thanks Knackered, glad you enjoyed it mate.

My personal highlights included;
- ITIWRAN's "laughable" attempts at humour
- Banana man's declaration "I'm special" (as if he were on my psychiatrist's chair), before coming on strong fantasising over my tits
- Rubber Dude confessing he likes to christen his mate's virgin cock mags (and his starring role throughout as stereotypical, knuckle dragging, scum supporting imbecile.....I couldn't have done it without you Dude, thanks)
- and finally the manner of defeat, as you alluded too. Tools.

:cheesy:
I really am laughing.

Oh and well done Clingo, you're aaaaallright!
 
Terrorwit said:
Thanks Knackered, glad you enjoyed it mate.

My personal highlights included;
- ITIWRAN's "laughable" attempts at humour
- Banana man's declaration "I'm special" (as if he were on my psychiatrist's chair), before coming on strong fantasising over my tits
- Rubber Dude confessing he likes to christen his mate's virgin cock mags (and his starring role throughout as stereotypical, knuckle dragging, scum supporting imbecile.....I couldn't have done it without you Dude, thanks)
- and finally the manner of defeat, as you alluded too. Tools.

:cheesy:
I really am laughing.

Oh and well done Clingo, you're aaaaallright!
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I'm keeping this quote Terry.
My favourite is - "ITIWRAN's "laughable" attempts at humour." <laugh> How stupid are you. Think about what you say before typing.That really is a beaut. <laugh>Thick as **** honest to god. <laugh>
 
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