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Celebrity / footballer fight club

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Sweats

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    All this arguing on the board the last few days made me think of amusing fights I'd like to see... (its been slow at work)


    So anyone got anybody they have a dislike of they like to see beaten senseless by someone?? they dont have to be celebrities for example

    Christiansmith vs Bazray The two internet warriors...

    Id like to see Joey Barton beaten within an inch of his life by chris eubank.. ideally eubank will be dressed in one of his weird camp outfits adding to the viewing pleasure..


    I'd also like to see a Mark lawreson beaten up by a female wrestler.. in fact i'd pay money to watch that particular match up..



    Thoughts??
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Roy Keane v The Chuckle Brothers, handicap match with the hard mans repuation at stake. :grin:
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Keano vs trappatoni...

    I reckon the mad eyetie would have a good go..
     
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    I'd also quite like to see the entire cast of TOWIE and that chelsea programme and the scouse & geordie version all beaten senseless by a crack team of shaolin monks.. That would be my kind of reality tv programme... we get to vote which one gets put into the ring running man style to meet their imminent death..
     
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  5. Alan

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    UIR vs Matth
     
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    It's fair to say there are two or three on here i would happily beat senseless. Otherwise it would be good to send a hungry pack of Bengal Tigers into the big brother house. Job done.
     
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    that would indeed make entertaining viewing.. I havent watched any of this years big brother, nor have i for many years... I can only assume as to the make up of the house.. standard camp annoying bender... token black man.. muscle bound idiot, 2-3 wannabe page three models.. a wannabe musician
     
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  8. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Have you guys never seen Celebrity Deathmatch?!?!?!
     
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  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'd like to see King Kenny beaten with inflatables by a group of angry dwarfs.


    I'd also like to see Dion Dublin bum Adrian Childs to a slow and painfull death.

    In regards to the forum - I'd like to see Mano vs Bluff in a Man Vs Food type challenge <ok>
     
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  10. Master Yoda

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    Interesting idea.

    I'd pay good money to see Skrtel and Agger in a ring against Barton and Roy Keane.
     
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    Keano in his hey day would have smash the pair of them on his own.. He has that mad pikey bare knuckle fighter look about him..
     
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  12. Drogs

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    Duncan Ferguson vs Suarez, the mess would be tremendous.
     
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    I know, not fair on Ferguson to take such a beating though. ;)
     
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  14. Master Yoda

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    Don't remember him trying it on properly with Viera... Never dared to do half the stuff he did to others.

    He's a ****, always was, was a **** with the Irish national side and remained a **** as a manager.

    Wouldn't fancy him against someone his own size.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    Shearer was bigger than keane as was haaland..
     
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    Keane is known to be a bit of hard nut. Was a boxer as a youngster, look it up if you don't believe me. Vieira **** bricks in the tunnel that day and it's as clear as day light.
     
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    I reckon Duncan Disorderly would happily murder Suarez ;)
     
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    Interesting match up would of been Julian dicks vs keane and dicks vs big Dunc
     
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    Haaland didn't exactly have chance to defend himself against a knee high tackle. Keane = Horrible little man, Bully sums him up perfectly.

    [video=youtube;p_st29mlQwU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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  20. Sweats

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    That may be the case, ****ing tremendous player for us..

    Batty wasn't much more pleasant for your lot..
     
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