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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by rogueleader, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm obsesed i've been told. Is that a symptom?
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No, broadly speaking it is quite normal to hate rangers more than you love the team you actually support.This result has been replicated up and down the land in many surveys and research projects.

    Others may mistakenly view you as " obsessed " as they have failed to grasp the psychological rewards and sense of inner well-being that you acheive through laughing at the filthy hun.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hmm, there may be some sense in what you say Sir, I have imsomnia too, have you ever tried sleeping whilst laughing?
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Ah, this may be the very first sign of oncoming Mirth Fatigue where your physical ability to continue to "laugh at rangers "( sic ) is becoming diminished due to the wear and tear on your body that near constant laughter causes.
     
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  5. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    No siree, not me ... though I am beginning to worry if I'll suffer withdrawal symptoms when it's all over. Any suggestions how I might avoid these?
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A very real concern, may I take this opportunity to direct you to a fabulous new product available only from rogueleaderenterprises.com, the Hunarette Patch, which will deliver a controlled dose of ranger orienated tomfoolery over a 24- hour period, allowing you to slowly wean yourself off this most addictive of substances.
     
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  7. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Why, I thank you from the bottom of my sore-from-laughing heart sir. Another concern though, as with medication of any kind, are there any side effects of which I should be made aware?
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    there are no known side-effects, you may however get a side-contract and carry this as a secret to your grave.
     
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  9. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Excellent - as long as such side-contract is immune to the deadly taxation virus during my lifetime, I shall partake and move to Monaco where I shall live the dream. When the time comes for my reincarnation I shall seek your advice again in my new guise sir.
     
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  10. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    It may be that due to elevated sexual arousal in the yahoo at the mention of key trigger words like Craig Whyte, EBT and Newco, the subject would see an increase in testosterone levels.

    Increased testosterone leads to an increase in aggression and hair growth (pay attention Dev). I'm no sociologist but I would suggest that the amount of chest/wife/child beatings and monobrows will have increased exponentially within the last year among the specimen population (data taken from viewings at The Gallowgate, Croy, Coatbridge, Ruchazie)

    The effect described by rougueleader can be easily explained as well. A 'Joyous' emotive states see more circulating serotonin levels. An increase in circulating agonist will cause 'desentisation' through several possible routes such as down regulation of the associated receptor in an attempt to 'normalise' the brain's response to elevated levels. Therefore the more joyous emotive states that a subject enters, the less pleasure will be taken from the situation.

    A long period of mourning may right this imbalance so keep an eye out for the death of a Lisbon Lion, the Pope, some knife wielding gang member, Celtic player's pet etc - this may prove the antidote. A good wail and a gnash of gums at a funeral will do the job.

    Either that or you ****s are getting bored by this too.
     
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  11. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    i am finding, how can i put this, that constantly hearing about the plight of the (x3) rangers is resulting in, ahem, nocturnal emissions

    this is having a sever and enduring effect on my life
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    <ok>
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>

    my yahoo is fine but my google is burned out
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  15. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    I think i'll be doing adverts with Pele next. I use Ask Jeeves.
     
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