Wtf has happened to rooneys hair?

If that is what an expensive hair transplant looks like, he'd have been better going bald.

 

Looks like a cheap Irish perched on top of his bid, red, ugly head.

Makes him look like a proper berk.

FACT.

 

I actually think they have done a good job I think he's 26 so spending a little bit of his earnings on his balding head has paid off, and like you say they can not do anything about his big red face.

 

Face transplant maybe? Or skin transplant to be more accurate.

 

If he'd only gone to Advanced Hair Studios, he could look this good...

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Why did he go for the captain kirk look?

 

Its his new bouffant. LLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

The money he spent on that could have gone to a better cause, no doubt he gives money to charity but what a complete waste of money.

 

He's on 200k a week, it's hardly going to leave him skint!!

 

I recon his new hair must have got got in his eyes when he missed that sitter.

 

I reckon it weighed him down and stopped him jumping properly for the header.

 

I know this is just a joke, but I do wonder if it affects players who have massive hair. Like Fellaini, surely that bamf must cushion his headers a little bit and weaken the power he gets on them. I'd make him cut it if I was their manager

 

Not to mention when it rains they are carrying extra weight on their head due to waterlogging

 

If the ball landed in his head from nearly vertical it would just stay on top of his head.

Bit like an egg nestled in a birds nest.

He could then just run with it into the oppositions goal with the ball stuck on his swede.GOAL!!!!!!

That's why he's growing or so I've heard.

 

It's actually FACT.

 

.. he is still bald ... just with a flattened hamster stitched between his ears .....

 

You can't polish a turd.

 

How much did that monstrosity cost?

If he'd sellotaped a shredded wheat to his bounce it would have been a whole lot cheaper and looked miles better.

 

Brilliant

 

If that is FACT then they need to review their testing procedures ... if that was an 'enhanced' performance the comparative performance they used must have been truly ****e .. oh wait ... the last World Cup! .. FACT substantiated.