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Facts about Sevco FC

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  1. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    1) Sevco FC have NEVER signed a Catholic.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 17, 2012
  2. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    Sevco FC have the lowest average attendance.
     
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    eric cartman, Jun 17, 2012
  3. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Sevco FC have never featured on Soccer AM's crossbar challenge.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 17, 2012
  4. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    Sevco FC have never paid a penny in tax.
     
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    eric cartman, Jun 17, 2012
  5. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Sevco FC have never had a player booked
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 17, 2012
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sevco FC have never signed a black player.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 17, 2012

  7. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    Sevco Fc refuse to accept any penalties given against them
     
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    eric cartman, Jun 17, 2012
  8. Mind The Duck

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    Sevco FC don't have a team bus
     
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  9. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Sebco helped to win the Olympics for London.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 17, 2012
  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    John Terry took the credit
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 17, 2012
  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No one likes Sevco.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 17, 2012
  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I have no problem with Sevco

    It's not like they have done anything....ever
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 17, 2012
  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Sevco sounds like Tesco.
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 18, 2012
  14. Thomas The Cat

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    Sevco's best player is Charles Green!
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Jun 18, 2012
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sevco 5088 Ltd
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 18, 2012
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    AP: Password Mong Well-Known Member

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    They don't care though.

    And they hate celtic (illegitimate irish types) and are planning on chasing them (everywhere)
     
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    AP: Password Mong, Jun 18, 2012
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah but there's the rub, apaprently they do care, especially when people are kicking them whilst they are prone.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 18, 2012
  18. EspaniaCelt

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    This whole thing about not kicking them when they are down is b.s. Not only do you kick them — you kick them until they pass out — then beat them over the head with a baseball bat — then roll them up in an old rug — and throw them off a cliff into the pounding surf below. <whistle>
     
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    EspaniaCelt, Jun 18, 2012
  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    not forgetting to weigh them down properly unless you want to be involved in some amatuerish body disposal fiasco shame.
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 19, 2012
  20. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Ally McCoist is the most talented footballer currently at the club.
     
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    Mick, Jun 19, 2012
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