Chester to Leiecester?

Spanner in the works, the Thais want bobs special trifle recipe thrown in with it aswell (hardly surprising considering what goes on in their homeland).

 

I know Tickler gets laughed at for this (and the dad in the car park thing), but I think he's probably not making it up. Chester's Dad is in the OSC and he does indeed say that Chester doesn't want to leave City at all. I wouldn't be surprised if Tickler has actually spoke to him.

 

I doubt it very much as Bruce hasn't even met the players

 

Tickler's really Stiffler (only in a tigerskin Mankini) ... apologies to the American Pie franchise in advance ...

 

Chester's not going anywhere. IMO he loves it here and looks to be thoroughly enjoying himself.

 

.. mocking trifle is neither big nor clever ... our revenge will be sweet .. you shall be covered in frosties and hundreds and thousands and be left stranded in the dessert until you can sphincter whilstle 'mauled by the tiggers' phonetically in Thai ..

 

Attempting to mock the greatest trick chant is also not clever. You all fall into the trap of that chant.
Simple explanation:
We do the song to take the piss and we all know the away fans will attempt to 'take the piss' by replicating the actions a lot worse than we actually did. It's a purposeful trap making you all look even bigger ****ers than what did in the first place.
You all fall for it every time.

 

Cage ... I'm well acquainted with the Hull Board and many of its regular posters ... I am therefore aware of the chant, its' purpose and its' intentional irony .... that does not, of itself, make it sacrosanct ... spot the double 'g' in my post at the chant part ... it was never meant as a dig at the actual chant, rather a suggestion that might appeal to Bob's adventurous gastronomic tastes .. now I'm off to revel in the reflective glory of being unique .. in not 'falling for it every time' ...

 

Just read on twitter that cam is 1 of 6 players wanted by the foxes, who could be the other five tbh I'd take a good offer for him . Wonder who the other five are ? Koren and Chester could be on np's wanted list so possibly half the targets he wants are ours, will be intersting to see what bruce's reaction will be.

 

Rosie? Fryatt?

 

My mate's Gran says Chester likes curry.. could be true then..

 

Seems a reasonable source. Better than many of my contacts, so may well be true!

 

Not that I place much credence on Twitter rumours ...

.. but if there is any substance I would go for this order;

1) Chester (we sold Bamba today and Mills appears to be as welcome as a Jimmy Bullard testimonial game at the KC)'
2/3) Rosenior (NP seems willing to sell Peltier if other rumours are true and Konchesky is also not exactly 'secure'
2/3) Koren (we lack genuine creativity)

Stewart and Fryatt - not convinced on either (particularly the latter) now that we have signed Vardy and have very promising young forwards in Schlupp, Panayiatou and Waghorn - a powerful hold-up / play-linker like Heskey would make far more sense

 

Stewart is no longer on NP's top priority list anymore then I take it? 3 rejected bids enough for him to take a no.
And it seems as though it's a battle between City and Lesta for the Heskey then.

 

It's all silly season rumours ... Heskey recently said he hasn't actually spoken with anyone yet .... and one thing you can definitely say about the lad is that he is honest ...

 

Both clubs are definitely after him though, I've heard from contacts that Bruce is very keen on Heskey and I firmly believe NP is too. Just both clubs haven't contacted him yet. We'll both go in for him, and it'll be down to him to choose.

 

Is that a curry source?

 

Haha! It may well be... One thing we can be certain of is that it's definitely too hot too handle.

 

Well that seals it then OR does it ?

Once in the car park along with many other fans. But Normally i speak with both in the players lounge and sponsors lounge. Also, the Man Utd lads do love it here. The news on Steve Bruce has totally calmed the waters after Nicks sacking. As for the posters who laugh and mock at the car park really know no better. I have no reason at all to lie and make things up. If anyone still does not believe me then the answer is simple. Go and Ask them especially James Chester personally yourself.

Bet he has been in touch via the dog and bone.

How did you know ? Is nothing sacred anymore ?

He isn't - He does and He is.!!! The team that Bruce will have will blow Lesta out of the Booze Busters Arena in sept.

It depends on the quality of the triffle first off. By the time the game at Booze Busters ends in sept. Lesta fans and old Flat top will feel the same as Joan Collins did at the end of the old Cinzano tv advert. :

Non will be Hull City players. Unless Paul McShane - Jay Simpson are on the list ?

Has he tried a Phall Curry ? Anyone can down a vindaloo but try a Phall..!!!

 

From Vindaloo to 'in da loo'.....