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Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  2. ther all ****ers. they got pumped at beach soccer in koh phangan tho and one of them got stretchered off with a bent leg. duno if it broke but it looked beast anyway <ok> they had 2 teams in the tourney, they cudny handle gettin beat but we had to ex pros in our team so we walked it. they hated us so much. twas rather funny
     
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    I don't think all Jews are murdering ****s. Just a lot of Israelis. ****ing horrible country full of arrogant, up-their-own arse ****s. Some of the **** their government has pulled is beyond belief. Such as; firing tear gas known to cause miscarriages into a Palestinian maternity ward.

    You can't hate all Jews. What about Larry David and Jesus?
     
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    well he limped off anyway. the burd in the red shorts was shoutin at me in this foto n a was shoutin back he's awready said sorry ya stupid cow. she was the ultimate bitch of a woman. ma mate is in the green shorts. he didny snap the boy tho. the rest of us are out of shot all laffin at the burd.

    that night the hitler mask got brought out <ok>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Brilliant!!
     
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    <laugh> I just remembered the time my mate went to a University Halloween party as Charlie Manson. He drew a swastika on his forehead, had a big plastic knife and was dressed like a hippy. A couple of folk gave him hassle for it. I was pishing myself laughing all night.
     
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  7. the wee **** sellin the masks had to keep hitler in his bag cos he was gettin that much abuse, the place was mobbed with israelis, he was well chuffed that a asked him for it. a few jews cracked up but bein jews they shat it to do anythin. they wuda got dun in anyway <ok>
     
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    <laugh> My mate bought this T-shirt at T in the Park last year. He got some **** for wearing it but the **** doesn't care.

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    that bracelet on ma wrist says 'I LOVE RAPE' i kid u not. they wee thai ****s have the maddest **** ever on bracelets. they dont even know what it means. funny as ****. had one on the other wrist that said '**** MY ASS' <laugh>

    that T-shirt is class btw <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I want an "I LOVE RAPE" bracelet.

    The **** who bought the T-shirt is no wise. The year of the London bombings he was wandering about T with a white t-shirt with "Osama Rules" written on it in marker pen. He got chinned slyly twice and still refused to take it off.
     
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  11. the london bomb happend jst before it eh? a remember that. osama rules <laugh>
     
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    Aye, that was the year of the G8, the protests, bombings and T all in the space of four days. Like I said the **** isn't wise, he snorted a half score of coke in a oner at that stag party the other week then talked about shagging Maddie McCann and Baby P for an hour.
     
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  13. sounds like a good guy <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Aye, you'd lap the **** up Nev. ****ing life of the party every time, his patter is magic too some of the **** he comes out with isn't real.
     
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    my personal favourite was the use of white phos. its illegal to use on humans but you can use it to create a smoke screen for troops moving across open ground. ok, fair enough. the fire white phos shells into a residential area to screen troops moving 2k away <doh>

    they also burnt down a red cross aid warehouse <ok> **** em.
     
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    if you fire a mix of HE and phos rounds at a target its called its called "shake and bake" <laugh>

    its a bit illegal though.
     
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    <laugh> Shake and Bake.
     
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    Because first you gotta shake it!

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    then you gotta bake it!

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    Suppose Larry David's alright ....
     
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    <laugh> Forgot about my Jew Ball. It has the names of famous Jews written all over it and has a wee Hitler smiley face too.

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