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100 posts by the end of the night?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by P.T.N, Apr 9, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Okay, so im working on reception tonight at work. And by lord it's as dead as the Riverside.
    So, tonight im challenging myself to reach the milestone of 100 posts. Come on boys, get some good convo's brewing!
     
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    Where do you work?
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    If it's that quiet you could always talk to the hand. Of course 100 times would be pulling it a bit.
     
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    Oops, pushing it a bit!
     
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  5. P.T.N

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    The Royal York dude
     
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  6. Erik

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    Postman Pat vs Fireman Sam in a death match:

    In 57 posts, explain who you think would win and why, citing examples of which weapons would be both available and most useful to each man.

    Your time...starts.... NOW.
     
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    Would Postman Pat have his B&W cat on his side?
     
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    Surely Fireman Sam would have the advantage of just using his hose.
     
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    I think that would count as a weapon, yes.

    I'm gonna make this a thread! <ok>
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    But out in the wild where the joust is set to take place there's no connection for his hose so it would be more of a burden for him to cart around with him than anything else.
     
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    Have ya got ya ipod with you always good when ya bored.
     
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    Being the complete and utter smeg covered dick I am, im going to ring and let them know they're secretary is pissing about.

    :D:D
     
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  13. P.T.N

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    Mate, do it. I'll be the one who answers the phone ;)
     
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    Today was the first day in a long time where I havent brought my Ipod. I regret that decision immensly now.
     
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    We have a match tomorrow. Tash will create an article every time between now and then when he changes his mind about who should start it. If you call him a **** in each one you should be there or there abouts. <ok>
     
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    It'll be cheaper than one of those sex chat lines. If you both tune into the same channel on Sky you could take it in turns to be the girl.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Tash isn't doing such a bad job of providing plenty of reading. What is it now, eight articles today?
     
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    6 of which came after 4pm and its only 8.30 <yikes>
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Have you forgotten so soon, Tash has a GF.
     
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