Following up on the Ku De Ta incident, my brother-in-law apparently has a new phone which is (in his words) "State of the Ark". Thick twat.
Me and my mate were arguing over the correct name for the Pacific Ocean. He was convinced it was Specific Oh, and then when trying to say "not specifically" he says "not pacifically" It was funny at first, but his reaction to it and his certainty that he's right and I'm wrong is just embarrassing now
The same bloke had a mate who had Alzheimers Disease but was only about 50. He reckoned he was too young to have "Owld Timers Disease. FFS!
That's what made it so much better, I was watching it with a couple of mates and he went "See!!??" He did go considerably quieter when Will corrected him