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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh>

    He's not aware of that word yet, Dev <laugh>
     
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    EDGE., Jun 15, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sweden do seem to be a bit of a bogey team for you's. <laugh>
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We wear trousers, what of it?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 15, 2012
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Get him telt.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    With bells?
     
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  6. Bzzz

    Bzzz Active Member

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    Its irrelevant what they think because there is no chance we will win it...
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It's one of the first they learn in ma hoose <laugh>

    Being beeling is a recognised sent-tae-bed-early or a severe mocking offence.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 15, 2012
  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's to stop us catching birds.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 15, 2012
  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Like you'd ever get a ride dressed like that anyway. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 15, 2012
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What other words have we taught our English friends?

    Dobber? Walloper?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 15, 2012
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Midden
    Bawbag
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 15, 2012
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Fandan
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Mocket - the state of something either being dirty, undesirable or inebriated.

    ****ybaws - colloquial term of endearment.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 15, 2012
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Our English friends have not jumped aboard the **** bandwagon fully yet, they still see it as a derogatory word whereas we enlighted Scots have created a usage for **** beyond it's original meaning.

    As in: He's a good ****
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye, it's fully a term of endearment to us.

    Try telling a Sherman Tank he's "A sound ****"... they don't take it as well as they should
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Also, the correct collective noun to use for **** is "shower".

    A ****.
    Many ****s.
    Some ****.
    A shower of ****s.

    This has no international boundary.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 15, 2012
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True. They also don't understand the social intricacies of "wee man" and "big man". Say one of those in the wrong context will get ye yer **** kicked in.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 15, 2012
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I know a guy that refers to himself as "the big man" and EVERYONE ELSE as "wee man".

    It's kinda caught on - it's aw the rage, wee man.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 15, 2012
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I worked with a big guy and when I first met him I asked "What's your name?" he replied "Just call me Big Man".


    He was a ****er.
     
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