Toast

Any particular type of tinned fish you'd recommend tunny?

 

tunny fish ... no I jest.


But to maximise the gastronomic experience I'd have myself blindfolded then escorted to the tinned fish section of your preferred supermarket outlet, then reach out and select what gives you the right buzz. At the till have the cashier remove all labelling from the tin, then it's back home for a truly radical treat, that's after removing said blindfold of course kids! ............... you dig?











(If you don't like the procured tinned fish you can always return to the supermarket and murder the shop assistants)

 

I had toast this morning, two pieces.
First up with marmite, the starter.
Second up with jam, the dessert.

Runied by the fact we had no butter so had to use clover light for ****'s sake.

I'm off to Marbella in two hours, **** you lot. ****s.

 

Like your style.. I've ran out of marmite..

Nothing wrong with a butt of low fat clover ..

 

I tried peanut butter and jam sarnies and I can confirm they are ****ing rank

 

Don't the Americans go mad for that?

Fat ****s.

 

Seemingly.

Although I'd rather lick my dogs arsehole than have another one.

 

That something you've tried previously? Saw a vid on that first thread to a million replies of a jap bird licking a dogs arsehole.. Sexy

 

I haven't tried it......... yet

 

I'm having pizza at 11.00am. How ridiculous is that, the two pieces of toast did not suffice and while I could have held out till dinner time by then I will be en route to the airport so thought, **** it, I'll have an early one.

Looks tasty too.

 

There is a thread for this

Toast an topping of toast only on this one

 

You can stick your toast up your arse, its all about the Beef & Tomato Pot Noodles, you can bang some Marmite in those bad boys and it enhances their awesomeness. Plus no risk of burnt toast smell in your house and no crubs all over the side - awesome.

Why are there settings on your toaster that burn your toast, even the thick stuff. Which sadistic twat designed that.

 

Beef Hoola Hoops

 

This should be in the what the f uck shall I have for dinner thread..

This thread is a celebration of all things toastie

Though agree beef an tomato pot noodles are good .. Have to put extra ketchup in mime thicken them up.. And a splash of Worcester sauce.


As to the others proclaiming crisps to be the ultimate snack you are sadly mistaken.. You can't have scrambled egg on crisp can you.. Or beans on crisp it just doesn't work..

 

Bombay Badboy is the best pot noodle though - plus you can have this on toast (on topic )

 

Tried one once, never again.. Made me **** napalm

 

Toasties are the best though, better than toast. Cheese and onion ones.. Or cheese and tomato. Yumm!

 

Tomato ??

They are just wrong and and promptly removed in disguit when they are served to me

 

I highly approve of Bombay bad boys

 

thinly sliced smoked swan layered upon Melba toast(that's toast without the crusts to you peasants) fed to me by wild women & some really hot gypsies (The dusky Mediterranean type not the chavy pyckies we get over ‘ere)