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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Sweats

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    To a sit down wee..

    I like to treat myself to one every once in a while.. It's quite a liberating experience..

    Have you treated yourself to one recently?? How was it?? Did you find it a more relaxing and enjoyable experience??

    Or are there only a few occasions where a sit down wee is acceptable, such as the middle of the night? Or perhaps when loaded with a belly full of ale..

    Thoughts on this much missed gentlemans treat??
     
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    Hmmmm, not really something that I would put up there as high on my list of treats.

    I quite like sitting down for a crap though, unlike these ****ing european animals who just **** in a hole. Thank **** we live on an island.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    I think your missing out, I just had one through sheer laziness as I genuinely couldn't be arsed to stand up.. In fact I started writing this thread whilst performing said sit down wee
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So you go for a 'Shiweet' and get kill two birds with one stone.<ok>
     
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    This <ok>
     
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  6. Sweats

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    That a technical scouse phrase there page?? I usually drain the vein when having a Richard anyway.. In fact I'm pretty sure everytime I have a Richard I also excrete urine ..


    Is that normal ?? Thoughts???
     
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    I find that after imbibing Guinness and having darker Henry's than usual can vary the old piss stream pressure.

    Guinness+stodgy food=****ting clay and having a piss stream like firemans hose.

    Guinness+light snacks=****ting treacle and a piss stream like a faulty tap.

    Hope this helps you in your quest sweats.<ok>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Nice analysis page.. Intriguing also.. <ok>
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Eating curly fries prevents you from pissing straight, but enables you to shoot one 'round corners and other usually inaccessible places, it also impresses the chicks at parties
     
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