To a sit down wee.. I like to treat myself to one every once in a while.. It's quite a liberating experience.. Have you treated yourself to one recently?? How was it?? Did you find it a more relaxing and enjoyable experience?? Or are there only a few occasions where a sit down wee is acceptable, such as the middle of the night? Or perhaps when loaded with a belly full of ale.. Thoughts on this much missed gentlemans treat??
Hmmmm, not really something that I would put up there as high on my list of treats. I quite like sitting down for a crap though, unlike these ****ing european animals who just **** in a hole. Thank **** we live on an island.
I think your missing out, I just had one through sheer laziness as I genuinely couldn't be arsed to stand up.. In fact I started writing this thread whilst performing said sit down wee
That a technical scouse phrase there page?? I usually drain the vein when having a Richard anyway.. In fact I'm pretty sure everytime I have a Richard I also excrete urine .. Is that normal ?? Thoughts???
I find that after imbibing Guinness and having darker Henry's than usual can vary the old piss stream pressure. Guinness+stodgy food=****ting clay and having a piss stream like firemans hose. Guinness+light snacks=****ting treacle and a piss stream like a faulty tap. Hope this helps you in your quest sweats.
Eating curly fries prevents you from pissing straight, but enables you to shoot one 'round corners and other usually inaccessible places, it also impresses the chicks at parties
