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The Royal Wedding

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I shouldn't really comment as I am enormously bias but... Really I mostly couldn't give a flying **** - live and let marry and all that. But then with massive hype already it's really starting to annoy me. And it's going to be absolutely impossible to escape this ****ing extravaganza for the next month or so.

    So my question is to all the English people here, do you all actually really care about this wedding? Is not a bit like David Beckham and Posh, or Peter Andre and Jordan getting hitched? Does the celebrity culture, the Living TV build up, the Sun's Royal Wedding Party pack, the E Entertainment! documentary, the dozen or so Airport Commemorative books on sale, the OK magazine exclusive and the free Royal Wedding moneybox when you spend £20 or more at my local garage not make you want to go outside your door and stab the first person you see?

    I hate other people and their forcing me to be enormously aware of stuff they are interested in all the time. I really do.
     
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  2. John Smith

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    For the fact that he wouldn't get a look in at her soon to be royal shaven haven normally I resent it.

    BUT, I am patriotic and getting an extra days holiday, so our future king getting married is quite important.

    So quit ya whining ya Irish **** <ok>
     
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  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    It's a day off and it's another Charles/Diana situation

    They've already split up once and you have to ask if she would bother for someone less in stature
     
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  4. John Smith

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    Has he got a big cock then?
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    rebel ..did you see were there bringing lizzy wen she visits cork ?

    the old english market <laugh> she'll love that the stench of death in there
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Yeah I saw that on the panorama show a couple of weeks back. I am against her coming but whilst there are only clowns heading up the "she shouldn't come here" protests, I think its wise to steer clear of the protests.

    One lad was protesting holding a banner. They put a mic under his nose and he shat the course. "no comment" he says.......what a dick. that was his platform and he knocked it back.

    I know yourself and Mick aren't too fond of the whole religion thing but didn't young Kate convert from Catholicism.

    Folk say religion makes no odds, but it does when it comes to having a bead rattler sitting on the throne.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i love religion again <laugh>
     
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  8. Moltisanti

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    What a load of ****e. I don't know anyone who gives a ****. I'm fed up of having my newspaper taken over by this ****. "Royal Wedding Special, Pages 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9". **** OFF

    Cheers for the day off though. <cheers>
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Ach, at least in ten years time we can look forward to her dying in mysterious circumstances when it's revealed she's been having an affair with a super-rich Saudi Arabian prince.

    By that time she'll have done her duty anyway and dropped a couple of sprogs, one of which will have an uncanny resemblance to a footballer/rugby player/celebrity (delete as appropriate).
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She's a munter <yikes>

    And she has cloven hooves for feet...
     
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  12. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    It's my stag weekend starting that day. Off back to the motherland and down to Dublin for 3 days so I doubt I'll even notice it going on thank ****!! Still thankful for a day off!!!
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    And she doesn't have a cock. <yikes>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't be too sure about that.
     
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  15. AH

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    Didn't care about Posh and Becks, didn't care about Jordon and her many men, don't care about this either.
    Why would the hell would I wanna read about some posh ponce getting married and watch him on tv purely because he's holier than thou

    i hate the royals, and all this celebrity culture
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's yet another huge waste of taxpayers cash...though some folk won't feel like protesting or starting petitions for this it's the royals... but for putting in 3 days holiday at work I get 11 days off (due to the extra bank holiday/wedding timing)!


    So, let the imbreds and chinless wonders have their wedding celebrations and the dumb ****s can have their wee street parties to celebrate (and at some point remember St Diana)...

    I get time off from work <ok>
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I ve read that he doesnt intend to wear a wedding ring as he`s " not the jewelry type " ; the apple never falls far from the tree.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When the hell is it anyway?

    I'll make sure I'm working that day as it'll be nice and quiet and I can use the day some other time.
     
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  19. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I don't even know when it is, I'm guessing June.

    We are not getting any extra bank holidays for it in Guernsey either, I have to put up with the insufferable **** without any sort of kick back at all.
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don't belive anybody who reads papers or watches news doesn't know when it is roughly <doh>

    April 29th
     
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