Toast

I actually had a chilli con carne pizza the other day... was weird yet strangely nice

 

Brussels Pate on toast .. The best thing to have on toast. Marmite and peanut butter are disgusting :L

 

You cant come on here slagging off marmite... Peanut butter yes.. not marmite.. Agreed on the Pate though I made my own pate last night,tonight i will be tasting it..

 

Think Im gonna be unpopular here...But its the man utd board so I probably was already.

Toasting bread is just a way of covering up the pantsness of british processed sliced bread.

Toast with butter and jam tastes great, but is it as nice as a scone with butter and jam.....No.

Toast has pathetic thermal mass potential....So after toasting you are lucky to get to the sofa before the toast is cold...where is the logic in that?

Give me some proper crusty bread with ham, cheese and proper butter and you are talking.......

Toast is what us brits use to cover up our inability to make decent bread.......

Unlees you are talking toasted sandwiches made in a toasted sandwich maker in which case, I hold my hands up and say first class, a gourmet of the rapid chef.......But then again everytime I buy a toasted sandwich maker some bastard uses it too cook a triangular egg.....assholes, cooking ****ting chicken period in my delux snack maker should be punishable by castration....

So ok toast is nice, but you need to wear a tinfoil hat when eating it as all you are doing is living a conspiracy that revolves around our lack of a decent bread making industry.....

Now the French can make bread!!!!

 

I enjoy my toast slightly burned with either butter or jam.

 

You want to try Peking Duck pizza, I ate out of curiosity but havent regretted for a minute

 

Haha .. I'll take the marmite comment back but it's been a while since I tried it last but peanut butter is gross. Nice one .. Send me some

 

See I'm not so sure I can agree with this... toast is a snack that fits almost any occasion. and is exceedingly versatile insofar as to the things which can be applied to it, which would not work on just bread.

though i agree our bread is rubbish though it evolved to be rubbish to make it last 5 days without going mouldy.

I have a continental sandwich toaster, never used it.. I feel ashamed

 

See you are one of the strange breed of people. there is nothing nice about eating burnt toast.. i like my toast done in a toaster for 2 mins ish.. its like people who like their toast barely toasted dont get that either.. though i would rather have it barely toasted than burnt..

 

How do you make Pate?
Dont you just blend a duck and then let it settle?

 

Chicken livers or duck livers. trim the sinew off them.

fry off some shallots and garlic then add the livers splash of madeira or brandy or sherry vinegar teaspoon full of thyme... dont fry them too long as you want them to be pink in the middle then lob it all in a blender with a few knobs of butter.. job done.. spoon into ramakins or such like and pour melted butter over the top..

I think i over cooked my livers when i made it last night..

 

... the deli counter at asda

 

You tried it yet? If not, when you have - tell me what it's like

 

Not home yet, still in the boozer.. ****in starving too.. The bar maid has a great arse. Just text her telling her as much..

 

Taste test; it's ok. No where near as good as my last batch.. Think I over fried the livers..

 

Scratch that it's ****ing horrible. Am sure the only difference is over cooking the livers .. It's how I imagine dog food to taste..

 

If you were that hungry you should have just ate the bar maids' arse ... May have taste better than the Pate you made

 

French bread toasted and buttered before cooling then smothered in sardines(with tomato sauce) accompanied by a big mug of black unsweetened tea.

btw my son has nutella sandwiches for breakfast/lunch/tea/snacktime, he loves it!

 

Everyone is into tinned fish.. Reckon I am going to have to give it a try..

 

yeah mate just go crazy!