The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

****ing right

I have just provided an indepth analysis of the temperature of toast..

 

It's so quiet on the forum that it's good when some funny threads pop up. Need something to get us through to the start of the season. Can't wait to see you lot in that new kit.

 

With such picturesque players like rooney having it adorned on them we will make it look good

 

United kits so good and sexy opponents will just stare at it while we batter them.

 

fixed

 

It comes to the bit when the only fun is to visit the Spuds and wind them up - it's TOO easy

 

Agreed.

 

Dear Bluff,


Do people really eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or is this just a myth ?

Thanks in advance

Kind Regards

KE07
(Senior Forum Member)

 

Ya, had one just the other day, it was delicious

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and do they toast their bread?? and what thickness should the bread/toast be? though they refer to jelly what we call jam dont they??

 

Dear Bluff

^^ This ^^

All important questions that require your most urgent attention.

Also can you please recommend any receipes that involve Beef Hoola Hoops ?

Thanks in advance

Kind Regards

KE07
(Senior Forum Member and all Round Good Guy)

 

The toasting is kind of up to the person, I like my bread toasted, especially with Butter or some beans, etc.

We have the lot of all that: Jelly is more globby, Jam is smooth, Preserve is smooth but with a bit of the fruit in it.

Jelly can be a pain to spread, prefer jam or preserves.

 

Um KE, we ain't got no beef hula hoops round ere

We got funyuns though!

 

I love the american peanut butter chocolate.....Reeces Peant Butter cups, Peanut butter M&M's, Reeces Pieces all great. We only have Star Bars which are good but not quite there.

 

NO BEEF HOOLA HOOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THE USA A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY ?

 

Thank you for recognizing the great talents we hold and posses over here in Amurrica

Now give us your land and oil....

 

Do you have kettle cooked crisps there? If not you are missing out on some special stuff.

 

You lot are not usually so polite.

 

Of course we have them. And what's with calling walkers crisps Lays???

 

Not sure, but they are called Sabritas in Mexico.

ALso I think Lay's ( Pepsico rather) owns Walkers so we own you once again

LG some mysteries are best left unsolved.Every time I think about Mars bars and milky ways and that my head wants to explode.