Update from Canary Wharf:-Started off sunny but now overcast.Chances of precipitation? I'd say about 30% ....I'll get me coat
Well it's raining here, it's not that really wet rain that replenishes water levels nor is it of the monsoon variety... Though I can confirm it's wetter than a otters pocket..
Weather update; Was four up after eight holes last night and then then the monsoon set in and my lightweight partner decided he would alomst literally throw four holes down the **** pan due to golfing ineptitude of staggering proportions and we final lost one down on the last, soaking wet. I will be getting a new foursome golf partner. It's still raining too.
Well it's sunny for a few mins then black with torrential rain here.. Bet your gutted your going to Marbella and missing the 50 year storm about to hit Wales .. Take a camera to Marbella with u we expect you to do some celebrity spotting as they are all there at the moment.. I suggest you get a copy of the sun the mirror, zoo and some other magazine so you are abrest as to what breasts are currently there.
Will do my very best! You should see the resentment seeping through every pore of my girlfriend as I leave her at home with the kids! What can you do, eh?
Well someone has to go eh.. Would be rude not too.. Seriously expect to see pics of celebrity tits.. Am sure Georgia salpa is there as are most of the cast of TOWIE an I think Imogen welsh bird is there
Trouble is, they probably won't be invited to the wedding i'm going to so I might not catch a glimpse.
Perhaps tonight and perhaps Sunday. I will have my camera, disguise, garotte and rubber gloves at the ready.
All you have to do is look out for the paparazzi an take photos of whatever they are .. Just checked an that Imogen bird is in puerto banus
I say checked I remembered looking at pics of her on the daily mail site an am sure that's where she was.