The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Well as your lot will be below us, I wonder where that leaves United?

 

there's thread for this


still awaiting season 5, in the interim I've seen Fastforward, Dexter season 5, and season 4 of True Blood, plus countless films......... but no friggin' Winchesters!

 

....sandwiched between Trafford and Salford?

 

Mornin' looking a bit ****ty out my window today.

 

give 'em a clean then!




you can use United's new kit

 

What the hell's he gonna put over the dinner table for tea tonight then?

 

the equally attractive away kit.

 

You watch Dexter?

Am around halfway through season 5, already got season 6 downloaded, end of season 4 shocked me a little bit, porbaly turned you on tho

 

Not for me but probably did things for Sweats!

 

Don't take the lords name in vein.. Else I will remove your veins..

 

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Did you get that Oh Sees CD tunns?

 

pay day tomorrow so I'll be procuring it then, along with Gaz Coombes solo album, and Tim Burgess's Autobiog.

 

in case nobodies said it recently...

Utd are muck, rooney is at fault for englands failure and rio is a bad influence on the youth of the country due to his sniping on twitter when its fairly obviousl that lescott took his place in the side not terry.

In short utd as a whole and a steam pile of turd on a stick... that is all.

 

but how big is the stick? will it break under such a great weight? will the steam from the turd contribute towards global climate change? who knows this and many other unanswered questions that blight our days?




thoughts?





(matth before you respond this is not a serious post so no need to comment)

 

Utd have a very big stick indeed. It is after all one of the biggest turds in the world so needs a big stick. The glaziers have seen to it that said stick is the best that can be borrowed.

I'd not worry about the steaming aspect at this point, in fairness bazray has said your trud will dry out before long at which time you will simply be a dried up husk of a turd.... i suppose like tottenham. According to baz LFC will then become start releasing the steam but as we all know our **** don't stink so we'll probably balance global warming and save the planet and all.

 

What's MITO been taking? If it's on prescription, I'm on me way down the docs!

 

Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember that just one of your turds can shut down a whole swimming pool.

 

its good to know i can affect so many people any time i want to...

 

Lots of in depth intelligent discussion on the United board today.