That lad from the film 'goal'

Do you think we should sign him, even though hes not real I feel he has a lot to offer. He will be a success here. You can quote me on that.

 

I though he signed for Real Madrid?

 

Piss off you tw(a)t

He will be a success

 

Bit of a one trick pony and he stole that move from Zidane.

 

but hes better than Carragher

 

At what? You can't be talking about footy?

Can't believe we are getting into an argument about an actor who played a footballer.

What do you think about Stallone to replace De Gea? He was good in goal and he saved a pen.

 

Hes going to be a success.

 

Stallone is too short to play goalkeeper, maybe as a fullback though... Is he right- or left-footed?

 

He only plays in goals, well he did until he escaped.

 

Just heard on twitter.. the guy form "goal" is Hernandez' cousin... He's going to be a superstar. I have a feeling Fergie will stump up the (£) needed.

 

ROFL comedy gold thread...shame meth won't understand what is going on

 

Hell never be as good as Sean Bean was for Sheffield United.