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A Load Ay Pish

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by VenomPD, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Bring a tear to your eye so it will...
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    "All I know is Rangers had a financial situation that was manageable when Sir David Murray handed over control of the club to Craig Whyte and now we're teetering on the brink of who knows what.
    Sir David only ever wanted a successful Rangers"


    I particularly like this part, is he really that dim ? Can anyone be ?
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Yes he really is that dim and Keevins sat there lapping it up.

    <laugh>

    Criminal prosecution for disturbing Hateley's mind and "unnerving" Huns. <laugh> <laugh>

    Dumb ****
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Love the gaping hole being bolded up <laugh>

    I went on rangers media <doh> for a look at the reactions and it's pathetic. One guy 'broke the news' to his daughter and she was greeting. She went into his office study and made a power point presentation of Rangers pictures. He greeted when he seen it.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Some ****s need to get a grip of reality.
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I don't think I've cried over football since Gazza gaped Aberdeen and you ****s won 8 in a row.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Last time I cried at football was when I got a rocket of a shot straight to the sack.

    Before that, I cried with laughter when my mate with an afro got scudded in the head by a firework, which then exploded a foot away from his face <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    **** that! <ok>
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    probably wan o they Roman Candles
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    One of the funniest things I've seen. Was at training one night close to November 5th. Rocket zipped along about 50m along the ground, started to lift as it approached, smacked him on the head, went straight up and circled back down to earth. He's already fallen to the deck and the firework explodes as soon as it hit the ground. I've never seen someone move like he did <laugh> <laugh> Got tears even just thinking of it <laugh> <laugh>

    Got to text him now to remind him.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Belter.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I'd ****e myself.

    One of my pals left off a rocket at my living room window when I was sitting inside watching TV. There was a deafening noise, a huge flash of green and red and the window was shaking like a ****.

    I must have jumped 5 feet in the air off the armchair.

    Pricks <grr>
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We used to get 'bangers' off one of the asian boys at school, light them then post them through ****s letterbox's <laugh>

    What a fanny I was <doh>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Light banger, shove inside empty milk bottle, place at bottom of tenement block and run like ****.

    The bang could be heard five miles away!
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Put five of them in a dog **** bin and run like ****. <ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Thanks for that, I needed a laugh. The thought of big Atilla crying in his pillow gives me no end of a giggle.
     
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  16. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    I'm angry because Rangers have been driven into the ground by people who don't really know what the club is all about and what it
    means to the fans - the bears, as they're known. <laugh>

    how does this **** get paid work writing this pish?

    He is angry at the people who caused this yet later on he praises murray for only ever wanting the best.

    I like how he tries to make out how working class he is by coming from a mining village in derby. the ****s dad was a professional footballer
     
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  17. simon_bhoy

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    i ****ing hate powerpoint more than i hate rangers
     
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