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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Willa Pond

    Willa Pond Active Member

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    5'11" 'Hard Man' Cheat Tiote after being elbowed in the chest by 5'7" Stephane Sessegnon; I'm sure he makes you all very proud... although even that lanky Newcastle player looks like he wants to give him a backhanded slap!

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    Willa Pond, Mar 5, 2012
  2. samoholic

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    Because S*nderland are the shining beacons of fair play aren't they?
     
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    samoholic, Mar 5, 2012
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Very proud, it was absolutely hilarious. As was Shola doing the business again. But little Sessengnon should be ashamed, behaving like that on a football field, just another little thug. Elbowing people in the chest (his hand hit his face too) is just unacceptable at any level and just displays complete cowardice. Obviously wasn't happy that we'd taken full control of the 2nd half.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 5, 2012
  4. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Tiote decided pre match the best way to wind the mackems up wasn't clattering their players, but getting their best one sent off. Nice on Cheick, it wound them right up
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Mar 5, 2012
  5. barnaby

    barnaby Well-Known Member

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    I dont need Tiote facts to cheer me up.
    We have taken 4 points of the unwashed enough said.
     
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    barnaby, Mar 5, 2012
  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    For a muslim, there's quite a bit of ham about Cheik Tiote....
     
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    Sidthemackem, Mar 5, 2012

  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    a bump at a quiet time... enjoy!

    To kick it off again.....

    TIOTE CAN FOLD AEROPLANES INTO PAPER
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 13, 2012
  8. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    If Rooney was like Tiote, he would play the first two games of the Euro anyway, and screw UEFA...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Jun 13, 2012
  9. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    Tiote has been called in to deal with the racist elements of Poland. Tomorrow marks Poland's first ever national multicultural celebration day.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Jamie Carragher used to have a deep voice before Tiote shook his hand
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 13, 2012
  11. Howeynufc

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    Tiote doesn't praise Allah, Allah Praises Tiote
     
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    Howeynufc, Jun 13, 2012
  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Oh it was his hand that he shook then?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 13, 2012
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Tiote told Arry to leave the Spuds ...
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 13, 2012
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    There's ladies on the forum! I'm hardly gonna say the word 'cock' or 'bollocks' am I?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 13, 2012
  15. samoholic

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    Totally agree. Using the word 'Cock' or 'Bollocks' would be vulgar and totally uncalled for.
     
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    samoholic, Jun 14, 2012
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So we all agree we should not be using the phrases 'cock' or 'bollocks'? I don't think Cheik would approve and we really don't want to be dealing with an angry Cheik. Look at the state of Tevez and Ribery after they crossed him.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 14, 2012
  17. samoholic

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    Fair enough but that Cock and Bollock both had it coming to them.
     
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    samoholic, Jun 14, 2012
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Bump- we need cheering up.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 21, 2013
  19. Boa

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    Tiote will be sold
     
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    Boa, Jun 21, 2013
  20. Agent Bruce

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    Some things never change.
     
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