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Gays going mental

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, May 13, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    The other night at midnight I was in bed with the good Mrs ML11 when she got a call off a gay pal Andy. She knows him coz he's packing her pals arse. Anyway, he's greeting on the phone asking to get picked up and taken to hospital. I laugh thinking obviously something stuck in his arse <ok>

    So we get up and go pick him up and he's stading there bleeding to ****!!! Him and his boyfriend (who I ****ing hate) had fought, and the other gay had slashed at him with a big knife. He had cut his neck, leg, hand and arm!! Deep cuts as well.

    The other guy comes out still and says it was an accident. I see my opportunity and hit him with probably the hardest punch I've ever thrown <ok> **** drops to the deck like a sack of spuds <laugh> He text my missus when we were in the hospital saying he was going to go to the police about me <doh>

    "Why did he hit you?"
    "Coz I slashed someone"

    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    ****s eh! Only good for shagging our arses!!!
     
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  3. dont anger an upset **** then eh or he'll cut u up danny dyer style.

    big ML the **** beater
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    He's a fanny nev, I've always told the missus but she never listened. I got to hit him before, but the other nights punch was monumental. I'd be very surprised if his jaw isn't broken.

    Thats his dick eating days over for a while
     
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  5. BolloBollo

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    It's like falling in love with him all over again Nev <barrowman>

    ****s are ****ing unstable ****os. That's why their in the mess the are <ok>
    ****ed up up bringing = Arse ****ing
     
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    ML the ****-stabber poker <ok>
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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  8. lone ranger

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    you're always banging gay blokes magic
     
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    He'll only good for felching now, if his jaws broke....you brute
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    fisting another gay , tut,tut <laugh>
     
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