Inspired by the forthcoming royal wedding of thinning on top Will, and pretty posh Kate, the ginger prince Harry has announced his own maritial intentions today, in a ceremony to be held at the end of May, following the predicted unsuccessful play off campaign of Harry's favourite team, the famed Shrewsbury Town. 'Harry' of course is none other than blundering striker Matt Harrold, and he's got some pretty interesting wedding plans too. Apparently the honeymoon will take place at Shrewsbury's New Meadow, just to give Harrold the satisfaction of a rare 'score' at his own home ground. The words 'wibble' and 'wobble' were never more appropriate. And what of Matty's bride to be? "Jenny and I will be very happy together!"
Harrold wouldn't be able to get the ring on the right finger as his aim is so bad. Could almost say his aiming is rather Salopia than it should be!!
i had a nightmare last night i woke up sweating all over..........................................matty harrold and jenny asked me to be their best man at the wedding...................i woke up only to see the ginger one miss trying to put the ring on jenny and put it on the vicar instead
We can't have that. Jenny, would you like to come round for dinner on Sunday. We have a special menu just for you; a varied mix of invertebrates with a sprinkling of honey dew. How can you refuse?
Trouble is he'd whack it into his own net Seriously though the real Harry and Wills have watched town play, they were stationed at the local RAF base.
are you proud of that or something? Says it all really, bet they went and gave the boys a rub down after.
